Robert Pattinson In The Nude”

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A: (Girl Scream) It’s finally here! A still of Robert Pattinson penis mostly nude from his new homoerotic film, Little Ashes. This is as close as many of us will ever come to him being naked so enjoy. Now in the film we might get to see the full monty but for now here’s a peek!

L: I never thought it could happen, but I actually want to be bitten less by Robert now.

What does Robert have to say about his penis debut?

“I had so many ridiculous answers just come into my head. I had a penis implant!” he told The Sun newspaper.

“It’s funny because Spanish people have no problem with nudity at all, I mean at all.

“And English people obviously do have the most enormous problem with it.”

A: Are you sure enormous is the word you’re searching for.

HOT: Emimen’s New Video – We Made You

Emimen’s back with all his usual cross dressing video we’re all still suppose to think is funny. No w the best part is when Em kicks down Sarah Palin’s door in nothing butt some pants and a fur hat!

You’d think after being addicted to E, and going through years of depression he’d come up with some more original material than just a new beat. Hopefully this is just his sellable single because he’s capable of more. Watch him take shots at Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian & Sarah Palin!

Ha?

MUST SEE: Valentino’s – The Last Emperor

Valentino’s raw new documentary The Last Emperor cuts through the fashion industry’s BS to give an inside look at the take over of his empire and the life that happened between runways. They say the best part is his honesty about his relationship with his lifelong business partner and the films a moving masterpiece not to be missed.
Wait a minute, relationship with life long business partner….hey Hugh Jackman doesn’t that ring a bell?

We’ll be attending in April when it opens in LA. Can you find it in your city?

NEW YORK CITY
OPENING MARCH 18 at the prestigious Film Forum.
For info and tickets please visit www.filmforum.org

SELECTED CITIES NATIONWIDE
MARCH 27 – CHICAGO, Landmark Century.
For info and tickets please visit www.landmarktheaters.com

APRIL 3 – SAN FRANCISCO, Opera Plaza.
For info and tickets please visit www.landmarktheaters.com

APRIL 3 – LOS ANGELES, Laemmle Sunset 5.
For info and tickets please visit www.laemmle.com

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Team Up For SNL Skit

A: Justin & his rumored fiance Jessica Biel stopped by SNL on Saturday to surprise all of us. Justin’s really in good there with Lorne Michaels and plays a husband who dumps comic strip character Cathy, for Jessica Rabbit. Justin’s going to get his own sitcom on a network soon just you watch!

L: This is a big step Jessica, I mean Justin hasn’t shared the spotlight with a girl since.. since Britney.

New Full X Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer

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A: You have to follow the link to see it with the masses at USA Today, but it’s worth the jump. We just love it when our gay Hugh acts butch with knives.

Why Aren’t You Watching Ru Paul’s Drag Race?

FIVE REASONS TO WATCH RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE:

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1. The Asian-licious queen Ongina collapsed into tears on the runway after winning the Mac Viva Glam Challenge, and told us she was living with HIV secretly for two years. A true moment that caught both of us off guard as we laid in bed and cried along with her. Unproduced real reality TV.

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2. Rebecca Glasscock is the name of the girl everyone hates and they say it, which never gets tired!

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3. In the last episode they had to makeover butch lesbo-like girls into glamour queens in heels, and you couldn’t help but clap along with them.

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4. We love how the drag queens, are competitive but complimentary to each other. You’d think they’d talk enough trash to fill a landfill but the show creates a learning atmosphere that’s endearing in a way.

5. “Sashay Away” is the elimination catch phrase. You can always catch up by reading the recaps.

Pussycat Dolls New Video – Bottle Cap

A: Put a cap on it, I’m gay and even I hate this song.

David: CRAP!

L: These pussy cat are going to end up as pound puppies if they keep this up.

Mike: Ummm….I’m a water drinker. I don’t want any of your bottles popping.

Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

A: Shia I love you!
L: Well it’s definitely not The Reader… thank God!