Yes.. Jackass 3D comes complete with flying dildos, explosions in 3D, Jonny Knoxville shirtless( hey there DILF), Tazers, & the boys junk wrapped in jock straps. But was it worth the $68 bucks we paid to see it at the Arclight in Hollywood last night? Can you say best 3D experience ever? What’s your one line review Dad?

Dad (65): Good Entertainment! Well that’s not true…not for everybody. Good ruckus-Adult Entertianmet.

Alex(28): I dry heaved on Mike four times during “The Sweatsuit Cocktail”gag, and he was screaming in the theater “Don’t YOU DARE! Don’t you dare puke on me”. Sometimes I had to turn around and shield my eyes from the flying vomit only to see the audience, just sitting there…. horrified and not laughing.

Mike(26): I didn’t need to pay $3.50 extra to see that in 3D. I think it would’ve been just as funny.

Lynn (Rather not say): That was disgusting and AWESOME!

These boys saw Bruno and thought… you want to see a penis? We’ll show you a penis!!!

Carrie and our girls were beaten into submission and the #2 spot (32 mil) at the box office by an Ogre this weekend(43 mil), but we still ran out to fly to Abu Dhabi. The movie was so satis-fagging we didn’t have any desire to see Prince Of Persia all weekend!

Lynn: What was that movie about? I loved it!

Alex: The best line was when Stan the gay says to Carrie at his gay wedding, “Remember the summer that I got addicted to coke? Planning this wedding was JUST like this!”

Rebecca: That was just what I needed!

“Yes, I would love to have seen a bigger number, but I’m not concerned until I see how the second weekend plays out,” says Dan Fellman, president of domestic distribution at the Time Warner Inc

A: A rompous crowd pleasing, hell of a movie that moves at warp speed and had me crying in the first five minutes! A MUST!

L: I laughed, I cried, my Dad will love it. I feel so straight. Why are all the blockbusters movies where the world comes to an end and the American flag is thrown on the ground. Why do we like that?

Bianca: OMG-INA! It was amazing.

Mike: Fan-fuckin-tastic!

Friendless Peter Klaven goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding. But when his insta-bond his new B.F.F. puts a strain on his relationship with his fiancée can the trio learn to live happily ever after?

A: We went to a 10:50 PM showing with heavy eyelids and Jason Segal was able to keep us laughing until 12:20. Go spend your money wisely and laugh with it.

L: I embarrassed myself because I was laughing at the points no one else was laughing during, so it echoed throughout the theater.

A: We’d also like to take a moment to tell our straight friend Mike, we love you man. That wasn’t so hard to say. We should say that more.

We fear the lines of movie goers, wanting to be rescued from Madea’s box office prison will be disappointed. The saddened word of mouth will travel across the internet this weekend and will kill whatever life these super heros had left in them. We ran into our token straight friend Mike as we were leaving the theater and couldn’t crush his hopes .

Mike: Hey guys! How was it?

L: Well, it’s playing.

The blood trickling down the smilie face you see here, those were our faces going in.

We’d also like to recast Rorschach with Danny Bonaduce, that role was made for him… psycho red head with a raspy voice! Where was his audition?

A: This movie spends 2 hours and 45 minutes giving your each superhero’s sob story, but at the end I didn’t shed a tear for anyone except me and the $30 dollars I spent.

L: I felt like I was watching three different movies, 2 bad ones and 1 sort of ok one. The sort of ok one had a glowing blue penis in it.

Maggie (Mom): She needed to see a dermatologist!

Mike (Dad): Extremely long, disconnected, and violent.

Mike (token straight friend): The preview was awesome……

NUDITY Bonus: Blue penis, balls, boobs, one sex scene in a flying machine.

A young girl (voice of Dakota Fanning) walks through a secret door in her new home and discovers an alternate version of her life.

Alex: I loved stepping into an awe inspiring 3D universe where Teri Hatcher actually added to something instead of begging for attention. The animation will leave you breathless.

Mandy: I hate cartoons, but I never liked them, went for Alex.

Lynn: Thank GOD there wasn’t any damn singing!!!

Scott (Token Straight Guy): Love the 3D hated the story.

Marsha: I loved the animation but it was stupid.