Oprah Has A Secret Sister! – PHOTO –

This is craziness! TV talk goddess, Oprah Winfrey just announced this morning that she recently discovered she had a half sister she never knew about. It was such a secret that even Oprah didn’t know it… and she is all knowing, godlike. Oprah’s new sister, Patricia, lives in Milwaukee currently. She appeared on Oprah’s show today…

“I was given some news that literally shook me to my core, I thought I’d seen it all. But this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles.”

She had been kept a secret by Winfrey’s mother, Vernita Lee, who put her up for adoption shortly after her birth in 1963.

“For the most part, my life has been an open book, I thought nothing could surprise me but I was wrong.”

Appearing on the show, Patricia spoke about her childhood and her time spent in foster care. She was a single mother by 17 and had a second child six years later.

On Thanksgiving, Winfrey and longtime partner Stedman Graham drove to Milwaukee to meet Patricia.

A tearful Winfrey expressed admiration and gratitude toward her half sister on the show, saying she was moved that Patricia kept their family connection a secret for so long while so many others have betrayed her since she became famous.

“She never once thought to go to the press,” Winfrey said. “She never once thought to sell this story.”

Strangely enough, Winfrey also had another half sister named Patricia, who died in 2003. The talk show host said she placed her in rehab twice, but she was unable to overcome her struggle with drug abuse.

“For me, you are Pat on her very best day,” Winfrey said to her new sibling. “You are who she wanted to be without the drugs.”

Patricia just won the lottery!

Oprah Still Denies Being A Lesbian

“I’m not a lesbian … I’m not even kind of a lesbian. And the reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I’m lying. That’s number one. Number two … why would you want to hide it? That is not the way I run my life.”

- Oprah Winfrey crying to Barbra Walters in a recent interview while discussing her relationship with Gayle King,

Fantasia Performs Her New Single ‘Even Angels’ On Oprah

A: This song sucks more than the interior design of Fantasia’s house!

L: Newly able to read and American Idol winner Fantasia is desperate for a comeback or even a real launch since her win on AI. Her third and most recent album and VH1 reality show, “Fantasia For Real” has her getting some notice. The singer took to the Miss Winfrey stage and performed the first single off her new album, “Even Angels”. Oprah has money invested in this girl and there is no way Oprah will let her fail. Featuring Fantasia’s record on Oprah will surely provide for some sales….

Rosie + Oprah = Queer Heaven On Monday

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SPILL IT GIIIIIRL, SPILL IT!

Rosie is promoting her new HBO special “A Family Is A Family Is A Family: A Rosie O’Donnell Celebration” by sitting down with the Queen of TV for the first time …in ..well…the last time these two did an interview together the “Jennifer” was a popular hair style. It feels like Oprah’s stayed clear of Rosie her entire career for fear that her own lesbionics might come out if they are too close to each other.

I love Rosie talking about her breakup so openly so people can’t say that her home is broken mess. Rosie believes it’s not broken at all. She and her beautiful ex Kelli are moving to raise the kids together. Say what?:

“Although we co-parent,” says O’Donnell, “we share equal time but we’re never really without them. Some are here. And that’s the way we did it. It’s free-flowing, and we do nights together, too.” Explaining that Carpenter “lives nearby,” O’Donnell also says that is still “not close enough. I wanted her to live in the same town, and she was, like, ‘I don’t know how good that’s gonna be for me.’ Like, what are you saying? You can’t exist – okay. Calm down. Breathe. Everything’s okay.”

“So are you gonna move to live together?” asks Winfrey.
“Yes,” says O’Donnell. “As soon as we can arrange the kids’ thing where she lives in Texas, you know.”

“So you’re gonna blend the families?” asks Winfrey. “The six kids and the four kids … ”

“Yes,” says O’Donnell. “Can you imagine?”

“No,” says Winfrey.

“I know,” says O’Donnell. “A lot of people can’t.”

It all happens Monday on Oprah and Jan. 31 on HBO

Oprah Winfrey To Retire From Show

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OMG.. Gay gasp! The Queen of American media Oprah Winfrey, announced in a statement released Thursday afternoon via Harpo, Inc:

“The sun will set on the “Oprah” show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011.”

Really, why work girl? It’s going to be exhausting just trying to spend all that cash.

Who will my buddy David have drinks with every afternoon? It’s like one of his best friends is ditching him. Sorry David.

Tyra Does Kim Kardashian For Halloween

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Not hard for Tyra to nail Kim Kardashian’s curves down… but how is the face working for you? It’s always so fun to hear Tyra doing her white people accent, although Kim is Armenian. Oprah never does a white people accent.

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Oprah Fails At Twatting On Twitter

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A: Has television finally turned into a Computer 101 class for people over the age of 38? Oprah is learning to Twitter with everyone else so does that mean:

A) Ashton Kutcher’s right and it’s the “”democratization of media.”

B) Just a digital form of what people call Flash Mobs?

C) An internet fad like Myspace, or AOL

Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Oprah’s African School Rocked By New Sex Scandal

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UPDATE: Oprah releases a statement:

“I’m disappointed that several of our students chose to disregard the school’s rules. It’s disheartening when any student has to be suspended or expelled and it’s a process that involves serious review and consideration.”

A: It’s not fair for me to even call this a sex scandal because really what’s going on at Oprah’s private school for girls in Johansenberg South Africa, is what happens in every boarding school. The kids are doing bad things when the teachers aren’t looking. Not drugs but sexual touching and games, which caused 15 students to be ejected from the school, with this letter of explanation to their parents.

“You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth,” a letter to her parents read.
Other girls were caught fondling each other or trying to get other girls to join them in lesbian liasons, the paper reported.

A year ago the school’s sexual charges that had Oprah crying on national television, were against a matron who was suppose to be watching the girls, but this time it was the children. So I doubt that she’ll be crying over this.

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I’m not saying it’s ok by any means but, it sounds to me like these kids are experiementing sexually like any young kid. I know I experimented with friends, I didn’t do it at my boarding school in Africa that was the key to my future success, but I think everyone kisses their pillow or plays truth or dare. Perhaps many of these children, have been exposed to highly sexual situations before coming to the school, and are acting act what they’ve seen.

“It is because they contravened the school’s code of conduct,” she said. “We regard the incident as confidential.”

Regardless it was a mistake, and the 15 kids have lost their golden ticket.