I’m loving this photo! They are all trying so hard but all looking in the wrong direction… except for Paris, of course.

Still managing to book work, party girl Paris Hilton landed herself a NBC ‘behind the scenes’ reality show, ‘The World According to Paris’. She worked the red carpets at the NBC/Universal 2011 Winter TCA Press Tour All-Star Party at the Langham Huntington Hotel in Pasadena, CA yesterday. She showed up with ‘Beverly Hills Housewife’ and Aunt Kyle Richards, and her fame loving mother, Kathy Hilton. The press release written up on her upcoming show says:

“Behind the Hollywood glamour, red carpets, photo shoots, and fabulous parties stands a strong woman who’s determined to make a new life for herself… It offers a revealing look at how Paris handles consequences of past decisions and her management of her successful fashion and style empire.”

Paris says that the cameras were allowed “whole access” to her life and that they followed her from 7am until she went to sleep every day. The Simple Life, was an “invented” character, which did not show what she is really like.

It might just be me… but I am totes setting the TiVo.

Frequent prisoner, Paris Hilton and her bulging boyfriend Cy Waits hot the beach in Maui, Hawaii while also making for the perfect photo opportunity. It’s been a while these two have been arrested… is cocaine legal in Hawaii?

Oh Cy… help me! This huge wave thing is like going to make me drowned and stuff.

This Cy guy with his body completely shaved is hot and all but he looks like Paris scored a higher SAT than he did… oh wait… she never took SAT’s. Tests are for poor pedestrian people. Not Paris.

Run girl… run!

What’s the best thing for a scandalized socialite to do when she just narrowly escaped jail time for a cocaine possession charge by pleading guilty?

duhGet on a private jet with your sister, Nicki, and fly to the highly populated, Hello Kitty loving, land of Japan. Well… I guess the first thing is to pick up a few essentials at the local Louis Vuitton then you shove some cocaine in your Vag and then you get on a private jet. I hope the Japanese people aren’t into putting drugs into celebrities purses. Poor Paris, it’s just never her fault.

Paris Hilton is probably laughing all the way to Asia at the $2000 fine the judge as she uses new, tightly rolled, one hundred dollar bills, to sniff up designer cocaine through her deviated septum. She is so glamorous. Japan will be good for her. It’s very far away and they can’t understand her when she speaks. I hope she got that Chanel bag back (priced more than her fine)… it’s the perfect cocaine purse. It’s so Studio 54.

UPDATE:

Hilton was all smiles when she arrived in Japan on a chartered jet along with her sister Nicki (who had no problems getting in and out of the airport). Immigration officials in the country detained Paris for six hours, asking her questions about her recent run-ins with the law.

Poor little rich girl who hides her cocaine in her Chanel purse, Paris Hilton is apparently enjoying the recent upgrades made by Twitter. She posted this gem of a photo to her Twitter account late last night while rolling around picking up humping habits from her bunny pack. Yikes. It’s like some kind of Paris Hilton bunny orgy.

What horrific thing did Paris Hilton do to be sued for $35 million dollars. A war crime, assault, theft? Apparently, she wore the wrong hair extension to a public event. She was paid over $3 million dollars by an extension company to wear just their hair to public events…

The company, Hairtech International Inc., which manufactured the Dreamcatchers hair extension line that Paris fronted beginning in 2007, is seeking damages of 10 times what Hilton was reportedly paid under the contract. In addition to sporting a rival product in 2008, Hairtech claims Hilton missed a launch party for a new product in 2007 because she was in jail.

Too funny that she was unable to attend the launch party because she was in jail. I love Hollywood. Only here would this be an issue.

Paris Hilton was all diamonds, boobs, and tranny wig, looking like a lusty Marilyn Monroe last night for the reveal of her latest pungent perfume. This girl is always making bank.

The fragrance is ironically called ‘Tease’… not to be confused with tawdry.