Paula Morphine Patch Abdul Exposes Her Addiction

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Abdul says she checked herself into the La Costa Resort and Spa, in Carlsbad, Calif., last Thanksgiving to help beat her use of medication. “I was freezing cold, then sweating hot, then chattering and in so much pain, it was excruciating,” she says. “But at my very core, I did not like existing the way I had been.”

After taking medication to combat pain from injuries that happened during her grueling years as a dancer – beginning with a back injury when she was 17 and including a neck injury sustained in a plane crash in 1993.

By 2005, Abdul was diagnosed with reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome, a chronic condition that resulted in debilitating pain. As a result, she wore a pain patch and took nerve medication and, occasionally, a muscle relaxant. The combo made her “get weird,” she says.

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L: Wait!! Does this mean we will never see Paula “get weird” again? Sad face!

A: I think it’s sad that Paula’s having to come clean about her years of morphine patch abuse just to sell singles. We had a friend who worked with Paula years ago and said they all called her Paula Abdrool behind her back because her addiction had become uncontrollable, and even put her in the hospital.

L: Unlike everyone else, we reported this story over a year ago and no one cared then, but when PAULA says it, now all of a sudden everyone wants to hear. Paula’s finally detoxed for days last November at La Costa Resort & Spa in Carlsbad, CA.

Yes…. you read that right, and NO the La Costa Resort & Spa isn’t a detox facility. Just a fancy hotel that you can break everything in while you detox.

A: I’m glad she worked all that addiction out with a combination of massages, swimming, and seclusion.

L: I’m confused because she told Matt Lauer on the Today Show in 07′, and I quote, ‘I’ve never been addicted to painkillers. Painkillers don’t work for me.’

A: But now she has a new single out!

Dazed Paula Abdul Tricked By Bruno

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A: Paula wanted to be in movies but I don’t think she wanted to be ridiculed in the movies. Leaks from the anticipated Sasha Baron Cohen movie, Bruno, are saying that Paula does a sit down interview with the character and never even realizes what’s going on. Unlike other pranked celebs (Ron Paul) in the film who catch on quite quickly Paula never even bats and eye.

‘Hey Paula’ has a whole new meaning now.

“Paula was totally fooled. She bought into his character and to this day isn’t aware she was fooled,” the insider said. Abdul’s rep had no immediate comment. Universal, which releases the flick July 10, also had no comment.

Worth the $12 dollars right there!

Paula Wants Double Her American Idol Salary

Recession schmeshion for the suicide inducing Paula Abdul. Her current 5-7 million isn’t enough for the star to come back for a 9th season and sources say she’s negotioating for double. This after she slammed producers in the press for putting her life in danger and bring Paula Goodspeed in to audition.

Honestly she deserves more, since Simon gets near 30 million and he crazy antics are half the reason we even tune in.

“Realistically, Paula knows she couldn’t get anywhere near the $30 million a year that Simon (Cowell) makes,” said our source.

“But she thinks she’s worth almost twice what she’s making now and Fox appears to agree.

“They definitely want her back.”-Radar

We Run Into Paula Abdul At The GBK Gifting Suite

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So on our way out we were like lugging this massive body bag of free stuff (including a nw wardrobe from Perry Ellis) and who do we see trying on Hu Energy Pendants, but Paula Abdul!

“Oh my God Paula! We know LORI!” We figured if we dropped the name of one of her closest friends her eyes would focus and she could see us better.

“Lori B!? I love her!”

After the weirdo hippie guy from Hu Energy Pendants had her try on like 80 necklaces, and make her take pictures with every one! We got our picture with the diva. Say what you will about Paula, but she’s hilarious on American Idol, and the sweetest girl in person.

She did leave afterwards saying under her breath

“I can’t do this right now.”

We couldn’t deal with that hippie guy either Paula!

GOOD TIMES!

Paula Abdul’s New Video

Whoa! It is WINDY UP IN HERE!

Paula, your bangs are sticking to your lips and eyes at the SAME TIME!

LOVE: that she can still pull off a video because she’s a dancer at heart.

HATE:
Randy’s cameo on the guitar.

Fan Snaps Paula Abdul On The Toilet

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What’s the craziest thing a fan has ever done to you Paula?

Ab-Drool says, a fan once tried to take her picture over a toilet cubicle partition. Maybe they just wanted a picture of Paula Ab-Stool.

“I was mortified and she didn’t think there was anything wrong with it. I honestly was weirded out by that and she was so nervous that she thought I wouldn’t even notice. And I was like, ‘No, no, that’s not cool.’ I said to her, ‘A real good tip – don’t do that to anyone else.’”

And she has another piece of advice for fans who approach her in the street: “The other weird thing is when people are standing right in front of you and they go, ‘That’s Paula Abdul!’ Like you’re hard of hearing. I look over my shoulder. It’s scary.”-SOURCE

Paula Ab-Drool’s Superbowl Performance

Don’t call it a comeback….it’s a RETURN!

True, it was taped before because Paula’ and her shakey nerves just couldn’t go on live, but Paula didn’t let us down. Her dance moves were crisp and sharp, and she looks amazing.

Well, she sort of looks like Lynne Spears on crack up there, but it works. She’s like 50, pilled out, and dizzy on that stage people give her a break!

Paula Abdul is Using an Online Dating Service to Find a Rich Man

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The fabulous and perky pill popping Paula is reportedly signed up with a professional matchmaker because she is in search of a wealthy man who is interested in marriage. Star magazine is reporting in an upcoming issue that although Paula is having fun with her younger boyfriend, J.T. Torregani, she will never marry him because

“he’s too young and doesn’t have enough money for her.”

Young is great! No money, not so much.

Paula Abdul has been dating the 32-year-old restaurateur J.T Torregani for the past nine months, but the American Idol judge is keeping her options open. Star has learned exclusively that the former pop singer has asked a top-notch matchmaker to set her up with a “really rich man who can take care of me forever.” Paula’s goal is to be able to leave her hit reality show in two years, says the source. “She likes hanging out with J.T.-she thinks he’s hot! -but he’s just there to pass the time with. She has her eye out for Mr. Money.”

The twice divorced, 45-year-old is limiting her search to men “worth in the tens of millions,” adds the source. “A guy with $5 million in the bank and a $600,000 Porsche doesn’t cut it.” This isn’t the first time Paula’s used a matchmaker: she met ex-boyfriend Colton Melby through a dating service.-
(From Star Magazine, print edition, February 4, 2008)

See you at the Super Bowl Paula. Don’t get too loaded before you perform. We don’t want you pulling a Britney at the VMA’s.