CLUE: Only the real Posh is obnoxious enough to carry a $7,500 Hermes Birkin bag to a soccer game.

Posh debuting her new pixie cut at the Marc Jacobs show, got us wondering.

Ever notice how all the Scientology wives in Hollywood cut off all their hair and look like boys?

Katie Holmes can’t STOP cutting her hair.

Zoloft or marrying into Scientology and POOF, you become Zac Efron!

“Oh, this is soooo going to help my diet!”

Posh even looks hot drunk and stumbling down the Sunset Strip after leaving the over-priced celebrity eatery, Il Sole. It’s hard not to look hot with that trophy husband, David Beckham, hanging off your arm like a new LV bag.

We LOVE her life… and polka-dots!

Well, it had to happened. Posh has run out of clothes and is forced to produce her own. We imagine she will be involved with a child labor scandal very soon. Get those kids to work Posh!

“It will be something completely different from what I’ve ever done. I’m just putting it together at the moment, but they will be very upscale dresses and likely will start at around $1,200. I’m going to be using very expensive fabrics and finishes, lots of embroideries.”

I won’t do sportswear – I only like to do things that are true to myself and things I would wear myself.

She will premiere the line in September during the New York Fashion Week. We look forward to see what Posh puts out for $1,200 dollars… keep you posted.

There was a very special year where Corey Haim was still famous and Victoria was no one and it was in that special year that he kissed her.

”When she kisses she does this little ‘grrhh’ thing. What did it feel like? Like a girl gnawing on your lip!”-Daily Stab

No word on how the relationship ended, but we’re sure Posh saw him naked and ran.

“I’m happy doing what I’m doing right now. I’m a terrible actress. Everyone thinks I’m only friends with Tom and Katie to be in a movie but it’s not true. I’ve turned down lots of roles.”