Prince William of Wales is Engaged

Love is in the air. Celebs have been announcing their pregnancy or their engagement all ovet the press the last two weeks and now the English Royals have added some spotted dick to the mix.

Prince William, the less hot of the prince brothers but closer to the crown has announced his engagement. He has proposed to a commoner, Kate Middleton, who he has been with for 8 years. He gave her his mother Diana’s, oval shaped blue 18-carat sapphire and diamond ring. I die!

The British tabloids are buzzing. Here is the statement the Royal Family released today:

“The Prince of Wales is delighted to announce the engagement of Prince William to Miss Catherine Middleton. The wedding will take place in the Spring or Summer of 2011, in London. Further details about the wedding day will be announced in due course.”

“Prince William and Miss Middleton became engaged in October during a private holiday in Kenya. Prince William has informed The Queen and other close members of his family.”

“Prince William has also sought the permission of Miss Middleton’s father. Following the marriage, the couple will live in north Wales, where Prince William will continue to serve with the Royal Air Force.”

This will be a huge wedding for the British… the biggest since Prince Charles married Diana back in 1981. I’ll be watching.

David Beckham Does The Princes

I would have to say… since I have seen none of the World Cup… this meeting of this trio of tastiness Prince William, Prince Harry and David Beckham would be my favorite part. Harry the hot one can hardly contain his excitement. I think Harry wants to wrestle. Good times!

Prince William is going to have to do something about that hideous hair situation. Commit and just shave it.

Prince Harry Graduates

Poor little richest boy in Europe, Prince Harry was pinned with his pilot wings in an army graduation gala in the UK. Remember when he was the not so hot, ill behaved, and awkward younger brother of the more attractive Prince William…. then William got in a fight with age and lost. Now Harry is the hotty but Willy’s got the title.


Looking good in a uniform is so cliche. Who doesn’t look hot in a uniform… besides the lunch ladies who served up our plastic plates in high school with their three year old hair nets tangled with hairspray and minimum wage. If he were an American royal he could just forgo this whole going to school nonsense and all that expanding your pool of knowledge. Is it not enough to be royal, rich, and ridiculously handsome… I guess he wants to be smart too. Odd.

WTF – Prince William’s Naked Willy”

OMG SOS NOW SEE THE VIDEO!

Prince William (not the hot one) was caught by the ruthless paps in London taking a whiz during a Rugby game, and yes, you DO SEE HIS PENIS!

It’s so vulgar (and sadly small) to see the heir to the thrown taking a tinkle on a fence that we can’t even show you here.

If you want to remember his royal knob leaking for the rest of your life, HELP YOURSELF

Via: DS