Rachel Zoe Reveals Gender of Her Baby Bump

Vintage Givenchy loving stylist to the stars and star of her own Bravo reality show, Rachel Zoe is sporting a new fashion these last seven months… pregnancy chick. She’s hardly even showing. Damn fashionistas and their secret weight loss magic… even when pregnant. She was doing an interview with the 100 year old Women’s Wear Daily, was asked about the due date and she replied:

It all depends on his arrival.

Shortly after, her husband Rodger Berman kissed her belly and announced:

It’s a little boy.

Does Lanvin design baby clothes?

Rachel Zoe is Pregnant

If skin hanging from bones barely able to hold up the weight of vintage Cartier jewelry can sustain a pregnancy than anyone can get pregnant. Should I be worried? Apparently, super skinny stylist to the stars, Rachel Zoe is preggers. What accessories go best with pregnancy?

Brad from Rachel Zoe Photographed by Terry Richardson – Again

bow tie loving Brad Goreski aka ‘Brad’ from Bravo’s over accessorized show , ‘The Rachel Zoe Project’, has met up with famed NY photographer Terry Richardson. These photos were just posted to Terry’s site today.

This is Brad’s second visit to the skin loving photographer’s studio. Again… the shirt comes off and the flashes come on! It’s good to see Brad show us his sexier side as opposed to the nerdy/preppy guy he is on the show… we love that version of him too.

Video Teaser of The Rachel Zoe Project / Season 3

Shut up! I die! It’s that time again when we celebrate excess and credit cards.

It’s time for gallons of Starbucks, vintage Givenchy, over sized sunglasses, and Cartier jewelry… The Rachel Zoe Project is shutting it down again back on Bravo for it’s third well dressed season. The show premieres Wednesday, Aug 3rd.

Brad of The Rachel Zoe Project Takes it Off For Sexy Photo Shoot

Who isn’t a fan of Bravo’s The Rachel Zoe Project and even more… Brad, Rachel’s rare and exotic, Ralph Lauren loving, hottie, gay nerd. Brad Goreski hit up famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson for some sexy pics that will most certainly end up as Brad’s first pics on his online cruiser profile…

Perfect timing to promote the upcoming season…

Rachel Zoe Still Super Thin

Rachel Zoe and her signature over sized sunglasses were spotted walking around the streets of NYC yesterday working her exposed rib cage like a new Rolex. Look at that chest, it’s like the underside of a fried chicken wing. Yucks. I mean… the styling is spot on with her ‘Zoe diet’ of calorie free ice tea followed with a coffee, Miami cocaine, vintage Givenchy, and more weight in Cartier than in body mass. You go girl… you go and not eat.

Rachel Zoe’s Slaves Say Denim Duds Dude, Denim

These are not gay sailors, but this is the future according to Rachel Zoe. You hate it now, I know, but jeans shorts and bow ties will steadily trickle down to Wal Mart in two years, and we all will wear it proudly. Which might be confusing when everyone walks around looking like Pee Wee Herman and Jay Leno had babies at the Levi factory.

Brad’s our fav Fashion Fop, his finessing makes us want rob his closet like Madonna was robbed in the Oscars for Evita. Do you think he’s as anal about clothes as he is about..? Brad if you’re reading this I will buy your clothes from you! I’m serious!

“I would define my personal style as preppy-Gatsby-chic. I chose the look because I love the color, and the cream edging gives it that extra pop.”

Brad we adore you…. Taylor can we talk? Sometimes, I’m just saying, you look like a goth teenager trying to steal a pregnancy test from Rite Aid, and those years are behind you now. Aren’t they?

“I love anything fluorescent. I would say my style is very ladies who lunch with an edge.”

Tay Tay should cut her hair into a pixie, color it black, reinvent her image and attach a fledging fashion comapny to the remodel. OMG I should be her publicist!


Bikini Bodies From Hollywood Heaven & Hell

Let’s see who’s frolicking on the beach today. OH HOW CUTE! Here we have Penelope Cruz and her comfortably curvy Latina body. Ay ye yeeee muy importante!
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Cruz was snapped enjoy the sea on Fernando de Noronha, a cluster of islands off the Brazilian coast, with rumored fiance Javier Bardem. Are they engaged? Aren’t they? There’s a HONKING sapphire ring on her left hand. Haven’t we asked this question before when she was Tom Cruise’s beard?

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I’m a gay man so I see women’s bodies ALL THE TIME, and have to admit I love Penelope’s.

What else do we have..ahh it’s a walking CRYPT KEEPER! Oh no…wait..it’s just Rachel Zoe and her Xelephone wearing a bikini

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Doctors looked at this pic and estimated she weighed an astonishing 80lbs. Now that’s some self discipline! You go girl, pass that food!