We Die Over Giggy The Pom On Twitter & Facebook

OMG I just found Giggy on Facebook and LOVE HIM. I left my dog/child, Parker, in Portland, OR at the Ellertson Family School For Rehabilitated Dogs (slash my Momdy’s house) and I’ve been missing him terribly. Luckily, that awesome Beverly Hills Housewife, Lisa, has an unhealthy obsession with her dog that I can just share in. No plastic poop bags needed.

You have to read her hilarious status updates in Giggy’s voice on Twitter. It’s ridiculous. I just imagine her manicured nails punching teeny tiny letters on a Blackberry while holding Gigs.


Are Teresa & The NJ Housewives Getting Replaced?

I was just working my day job (yes we have day jobs as publicist) and saw this casting notice for ‘Housewives of New Jersey’. It says Major Cable Network but we all know it’s Bravo. Has Andy Cohen tired of breaking up bitch slaps?

Are you a replaceable prostitution coke whore looking to be on a reality show? Show us your angry face!

25) Summary: NOW CASTING! THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY!

Name: Erica Magaril (Major Cable Network)

Category: General

Media Outlet: Major Cable Network

Deadline: 10:00 AM EST – 29 October

Query:

Vinnie Potestivo Entertainment and Sirens Media are currently
casting housewives living in the Northern New Jersey area to join
the 3rd season of Bravo’s hit series “The Real Housewives of New
Jersey”. We are seeking women who are extremely outgoing,
opulent, charismatic, have a strong sense of style and love to
have fun. If you run with a fast crowd and aren’t afraid to say
what you think, then you just might be who we’re looking
for. Potential “Housewives” should live in Bergen, Passaic,
Morris, Hudson and Union Counties. If you or someone you know is
interested in applying, email RHONJ3@VINNIEP.COM the following
information: name, contact information, location, why you belong
on the show and recent pictures!

Teresa To Quit Housewives Of N.J.

How many tables did Teresa Giudice flip over during her meetings with Bravo regarding the promotion of her cookbook, ‘Skinny Italian‘ on the show. Bravo isn’t going to help her promote her book by showing it on the show even though all the evil Housewives of NYC had their crap splattered all over their episodes. Hello… Skinny Girl Margarita. Let’s hope that Teresa decides to stay on the show even if at this point she is fitting out and refusing to tape. Next to Danielle, she is the biggest mess on the show. A mess in a good way… not a mess in a tragic Danielle way. You know she needs the cash… poor girl’s house is under foreclosure… allegedly. Here is the scoop on Teresa quitting the show…

Don’t expect Teresa Giudice to return for Season 3 of “Real Housewives of New Jersey. Giudice struck a bad deal with Bravo over royalties from her best-selling cookbook, “Skinny Italian.” The bankrupt babe is the only housewife in the franchise to give the network 10 percent of royalties from her book sales. In exchange, Bravo said it would make up the difference by promoting her book on the show. She filmed several scenes with the book, cooking and testing recipes — but the footage never aired. The book was mentioned once during the reunion episode. Her friend told us Bravo is trying to hardball Giudice by moving to hire her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, whom she hates, as a possible replacement. Although Giudice is $11 million in debt, her friend said, “Teresa is done with Bravo, I don’t think any amount of money will make her come back.” A rep for Bravo didn’t get back to us.

You know what… I think I am done with these Jersey girls. I am ready to move on to the Housewives of Beverly Hills. Could be the best season ever!