Not to be out done by Shakira and her recent album… the other spicy Latin pop princess, Ricky Martin, has decided it’s about time to drop his latest single, ‘The Best Thing About Me is You’ featuring Joss Stone. You know I am not one to be overly critical but people… this single sounds like some jingle for a cruise ship. Maybe you’ll like it or maybe it’ll make you want to order a piña colada served in a pineapple.

Ricky Martin “The Best Thing About Me Is You” by Source

Make sure you catch newly outed Ricky Martin on Oprah… check your local listings.

So this must be his “O” face. Wow, from the looks of this Twit pic from Ricky Martin’s account… he likes it rough. We knew that Ricky liked to get poked but now he is just being really open about it.

retocando el ya existente…. retouching the already existing one

Okay everyone. Listen up. Recently ‘out’ Ricky Martin has something to say… or rather something to portray. He does so in a skin loaded video that he posted on his Twitter account. Celebrities are using Twitter like their publicists.

He is naked, so whatever he is trying to tell us must be really important. He is also vibrating violently… like a latin vibrator. If you are Spanish speaking, you are in luck. I was having a hard time reading the mysteriously appearing tattoos on his naked body for two reasons… I was looking for some full frontal shots and I don’t speak Spanish.

After finally revealing the truth about his sexuality Ricky Martin is clearly keen to start a fresh chapter in his life. And clearly empowered by his recent decision to live an openly gay life, in his first video since coming out , singer Ricky doesn’t hold anything back.

In a candid video promoting his comeback concert tour, he appears completely naked save for a few well-placed digital tattoos.

The soft focus video features a minimalist soundtrack, and jerky camera work, which acts a metaphor for Ricky’s reawakening.

The singer is seen slumbering on a white lit floor, as the camera pans over his body. It sees him naked in various positions, with tattoo-like effects emerging on his skin with inspirational messages in Spanish such as ‘find yourself’, ‘forgive’ and ‘change your life’. At one stage his crotch area has to be covered by a ’shadow’. And slowly his body restarts jerkily coming to life.

He bangs! He bangs!

Not this one, I want my own!

Ricky Martin is taking Clay Aiken’s lead in the biological gay daddy baby boom. Ricky has been blessed with two baby boys, via a surogate mother we will never see. Kind of like Michael Jackson!

The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care,” his rep told the AP. “Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”

Now this is just getting ridiculous, these stars won’t say their gay but they’ll build families with a surogate and then hide their partners from the press in the shadows.

Is it just us? Or do rumored gay celebs having babies by surrogate mothers, only add fuel for the flamers?

Any Readers that speak Spanish out there (Bianca), please tell us why Ricky Martin is getting nude.

Is it a new album?

Is it a new sound?

Do we care?

All we can say is, that is not a straight man’s body. That is the body of someone who looks at himself everyday in the mirror, sighs, and turns to his boyfriend to whine,”I’m fat.”