Let’s Meet The New Superman

I was never really that in to the ‘Superman’ franchise but perhaps I will take note of the new edition set to be developed. Director Zack Snyder announced today that he has chosen British actor Henry Cavill to be the next red underwear wearing super hero.

Want to see his naked butt? I know you do. CLICK HERE.

Wilmer Valderrama’s Headband-A-Wrong-A


Even the side shorts pull down thing isn’t working on us.

Let’s get Physical! Physical!

Come on Willy… you look yucks. Dump that girl cuz’ she let you workout like this. You’re hair isn’t even that long and it’s distracting our eyes from your nipples. Heller!?

Via: SOMGWTF

Bruce Weber Makes Naked Male Models Smart

Pretty boys can read too! Or are they just posing like they’re reading and moving their eyes from side to side?

V Man gave me exactly what I paid for in their latest issue. A homoerotic layout that borders on porn in my bathroom but I can tell everyone it’s art because they’re reading Jack Kerouac. I would never have a picture of a nude guy hanging in my bathroom (we all know those gays), but I’ll put this out for a peep while pooping. After all, a classic novel is the “accessory of the season”.

Last week, the hives were all in a tizzy over that Donkey from Shrek’s threesome shoot in V Man, but here is a real fairy tale ending.

A model who’d rather read in the buff than act like someone else.

Shot by Pink Mafia member, Bruce Weber, trust me when I tell you…enlarge these and see all the photos.

That books all wet, you should get rid of it.Don't forget to wear your suit when you go rafting!

Choices, Choices, Shirtless Doug Reinhardt Or Jesse Metcalfe?

I am suuuuch a girl, because when I saw this on Tabloid Prodigy I scrolled down in a total teenage panic to see what Doug & Jesse wanted in a woman. I was Nip-matized and tricked into caring, because they are shirtless and manscaped worse than a gay porn star.

Doug Reinhard (Paris’ Ex, Heller?) & Jesse Metcalf have soooo much to say in UK’s Cosmo Mag about ….you know… stuff. Them. Girls they like to shave their chest hair for. Guy stuff.

I read the whole thing, but I didn’t care about any of it. I was torn mentally on who I’d take home to mother (if my mom let me bring my boyfriend home).

Wanna know what they said? Douchey!

No you don’t. You just want to see if there are more pictures besides these two.