The best part of today’s RAG GIF is Simon’s bewildered look when he catches the paps documenting this exchange at club VIP between him and a girl who could be his daughter/hooker.
Via: Bauer Griffin
Simon Cowell – I’m Not Gay”
February 2, 2009 by
“I am not gay,” he told British tabloid the Daily Star. “But in this business, if you were it wouldn’t matter. It is not exactly unusual to be gay in the music business or the TV business. It is 2009, after all. So if you are, you are and if you’re not, you’re not.”
L: Wow Simon can fit a whole blimp in there!
A: Anyone who vacations with Ryan Seacrest that much should expect questions.
L: Just because he’s a sassy bitch and single at 49 he must be gay?
Simon Cowell’s $50,000 Dollar A Night Vacation
December 27, 2008 by
Work those poses Simon! Someone has been practicing in their mirror.
200 push ups a day, a diet , and vitamins has eliminated his man boobs and turned Simon Cowell into what we call in the gay world a “Daddy”. Showing off his new buff bod at the ultra exclusive five-star Sandy Lane resort in Barbados for the Christmas and New Year period, Simon’s living it up for the mandatory 14 night stay.
The Sandy Lane Villa with personal chauffeur costs $50,000 a night – but it does include a cooked breakfast, isn’t that nice of them? The hotel room better give you head for $50,000 dollars a night, My God!
The craziest thing is that he’s vacationing with his ex girlfriend Sinitta right after breaking up with raspy voice Terri Seymour. Sinitta may be a booty call but for the Sandy Lane Resort we’d be a booty call too.
So we guess Santa does give gifts to naught boys.
Simon Cowell’s 8 Mil Mansion
September 26, 2008 by
After four years of crushing dreams and making teens cry, Simon Cowell’s mansion is finally finished and ready for him to move in. Wouldn’t you love to go inside and see what his taste are? We’re guessing modern with a few tribal statues from his travels and a S&M room in the basement!
He bought the site location in 2004 and built the 6 bedroom house from the ground up.The new building is 8,000 square-feet and will house a gym, a hi-tech media room and a swimming pool.
Comes complete with bitchy celebrity neighbors like Madonna, Jessica Simpson, Sharon Stone and his fellow American Idol judge Paula Abdul.
Now he can walk across the street to his neighbors if he needs a cup of painkillers.
Best Oscar Quote – Snubbed Simon Cowell
February 25, 2008 by
Simon Cowell must think he’s Tom Selleck with that CHEST HAIR!
“They think I’m the Anti-Christ. They don’t like us TV people to be part of it – it’s ridiculous. It reeks of snobbery. I have nothing to do with the Oscars – nor do I want to… I’ll only go if someone has invited me. I hate the whole movie industry. It’s so stuck up, I can’t bear it.”
The photo is from last year when Simon attended Elton’s AIDS Foundation party.
No More Man Boobs For Simon
December 19, 2007 by
Photo Credit: Daily Mail
All I want for Christmas is Mesotherapy! Well we don’t know if that’s how Simon got rid of his man boobs in under a year, but his explination sucks.
“I am vain but I cannot think of one person on TV who is not. It is the nature of the beast.
“I have had Botox but not in an obsessive way. I just like to take care of myself. I am eating a lot better and have cut out the chocolate biscuits and crisps.
“I work out, take lots of vitamins and think I look good for my age.”
