Snoop Dogg poses for what could be the coolest Christmas card ever. The Snowman’s pipe seems to take on an entirely new significance in this context.

Seems like a perfect replacement to me.

West Coast Rapper and Sativa smoking Snoop Dogg (S-N Double O-P) has generously offered himself up to replace Oprah Winfrey after hearing of her upcoming retirement. Interesting concept… Snoop Dogg discusses mammograms, menstruation, and menopause. Snoop Dogg interviews the girl who’s face was eaten by an ape, Snoop and Sarah Palin, Snoop Dogg interviews survivors of molestation… It’s working for me.

“I heard Oprah Winfrey is leaving and there’s nobody who can do what Oprah did but, ahem – hello! Hello! I’m trying to proposition the networks right now. If you’re wanting a nice, black, exciting young male who wants to turn the TV world right up – get at me.”

I’d watch… but I watch everything, including Tool Academy.

OMG SOS!

Techno princess Robyn met Snoop Dizzel and created some hot beats!

Fall in love, and download it here.

Rag Mager’s free music giveaway.

That’s right, Snoop Dogg is set to follow in the footsteps of The Osbourne’s and put his family on TV for E! Networks. Finally , a reality show we can all sit down and watch as a family, right?

E! Execs say the show will be “heartwarming” and about �The juggling act that Snoop faces day-in, day-out between career and family is certain to resonate with our viewers.�

Which is such a load of crap, because we all know the show will really be about him getting high all day ( without them showing it), spending his money, and forgetting to pick up his kids from school.

This new brand of celebrities wasted on their own show, like “Hey Paula”, are just what America wants to tune in to, so we can sit on our couches and laugh at how screwed up celebrity life really is.