In a desperate attempt to garner attention Tara Reid stepped out debuting her new skelatel figure. Yikes… this girl has been through it all. Rehab, botched plastic surgery, black listed from the nightclubs, and from the looks of things now we can add eating disorder to the long list of disfunctions. Poor little rich girl.

This girl can’t get a break… at least since the mid ninety’s. Classic teen movie star and current has been Tara Reid has released a rather sad statement via her people regarding the status of her engagement to internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann:

Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.

Yes, don’t worry all you Facebook freaks… Tara changed the relationship status on her page.

In her last desperate ploy for press, Tara Reid has announced her engagement after dating Michael Axtmann for less than a year. Did I miss something? Why is everyone getting hitched… it’s a bad as when all the celebrities were having babies. Thanks God that is over.

‘Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’

Just think, when they divorce Tara will get another full round of press. It’s a win win situation.

Tara Reid, most known for bad press photos, crotch shots, that drunk travel show she did on E!, getting diss’d by door guys at clubs, being the hot short chick in American Pie… and sadly, having her body scarred and left with a wrinkly stomach after a botched liposuction procedure. Who does lipo? It’s so violent, it’s all about the lap band. Apparently, she has undergone some intensive surgeries to beautify and restore her body to it’s original luster. You’ll have to check out the upcoming issue of Playboy because she giving it to you then.

“It wasn’t a good surgery, it happens sometimes. I got it fixed and now I’m OK, and I want people to know that I’m OK.

“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot – to show the World this is me and this is what I look like.”

You know as soon as we get a hold of these photos we will totes make them available to you Ragmagers.