Madonna Names Kelly Osbourne As Face of Material Girl

Now that Kelly is thinner I guess she can be the face of a clothing line… other than Lane Bryant. Newly thin, Kelly Osbourne has been chosen by none other than Madonna herself to be the new face of her clothing line, Material Girl.

Kelly will be replacing the raccoon eyed Taylor Momsen. Weight loss and sobriety have done amazing things for Kelly’s career… cover of Shape, Fashion Police on E!, and now a fashion campaign with Madonna’s collection.

Taylor Momsen & Nipple Tape

Is this okay?

It’s all very perfectly glamorous but this girl is destined for a sex tape and a prescription addiction before she is even legal. Looking like she’s seen just a bit too much too early. Don’t get me wrong… she looks great. All that’s missing is a cigarette dangling from her over painted glossy lips.

Taylor Momsen Takes It Too Far By Flashing Fans At 17

Flashing?! Really girl? You’re 17 years old!!

I don’t care how bad I thought I was at 17, I would NEVER have flashed my chest during a concert performance. Let alone during a PAPER Magazine & Express Celebrate “Rock The Sidewalk” event.

Has Taylor our little Gossip Girl taken it “too far” some say by ripping off her top and exposing her nipples at a recent concert on Oct. 21 at Don Hill’s in NYC!? She is under age. I feel like the feds are going to kick in my door any minute.

Dressed in totally class from head to stripper heels, Taylor’s 17 year old breast were thankfully covered by pasties. Then she proceeded to feel her body with her hands and hump the air. My God where is her Momsen? Get thee to a nunnery Taylor and quick!

Gross……wanna see the video? Hollywood Life’s Got It!

Taylor Momsen for Revolver Magazine

Is this legal, like really… is this legal? This is what 17 looks like ladies and gentleman. What is the message that Taylor Momsen is trying to convey in this porn’esque photo for the cover of Revolver magazine. For the record, I sorta love this girl.

Taylor Momsen’s New Music Video

More cubicle time passer. CW’s ‘Gossip Girl’ gone bad, Taylor Momsen and her rock band, ‘The Pretty Reckless’ have released a new video for their feel good single titled, ‘Make Me Wanna Die’.

Why is everything vampire’esque nowadays? Don’t get me wrong, I love me some True Blood… but let’s not overexpose the whole vampire thingy. For the record, I’m not hating this track.

Tim Gunn Slams Taylor Momsen

Project Runway’s, Tim Gunn is on fire lately with his book tour. Sell those books. Tim let loose in an interview regarding his recent taping for CW’s teen porn series, ‘Gossip Girl’, with eyeliner loving Taylor Momsen.

…pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself ‘why are we all being held hostage by this brat?

We are fans of both Tim and Taylor here at Ragmag so we are just going to take a seat and watch this one play itself out. Meow.

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Loves Pot

We are totes loving Lourdes. Firstly, she is the daughter of the one and only Madonna (except that Jesus mother one). Secondly, she is a fan of the ganja, reefer, wacky tabaccy, kush, chronic, the mean green… She’s 13 and apparently ready for some bong rips. Or maybe, just maybe… she thinks pot leaves are pretty and likes to wear them as accessories. I think her and Taylor Momsen should be best’ies.

Taylor Momsen Disses Rihanna

Underaged party girl/ rocker chick/ CW’s Gossip Girl star/ chain smoker… Taylor Momsen took some time out from ripping holes in her fishnet pantyhose and caking on layers of eyeliner to slam Rihanna for trying to be edgy by wearing leather.

I guess Taylor is the only one allowed to wear leather. Oh great… there go my weekends. Here is what she said in an interview with Spin Magazine for their September issue:

“People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna’s wearing f*cking leather jackets and it’s really annoying.

This girl knows how to get press. Gossip Girl has taught her well.