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Taylor Swift’s Surprise

November 23, 2010 by

Taylor Swift was speechless on Leno last night when she was given a special tribute by …..

DANE COOK?

Yes the unfunny comedian, Cook, was actually funny, when he stripped off his clothes to reveal his muscled chest covered with a tattoo tribute.

‘I’m a huge fan of yours,’ Cook told Swift. ‘America’s sweetheart right here.
‘You’re tremendous and talented so I thought I would do something as a memorable moment for you tonight.’

Awww, I think Dane sings along to Taylor’s song, Innocent, in the car! I never thought Dane cooked up anything worth laughing at before but but how can you not like Dane shirtless? HELLO! He should just perform stand up shirtless.

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Taylor Swift Dick-Matized By John Mayer So She Wrote A Song About It

October 19, 2010 by

Oh boo hoo Taylor Swift was burned by John Mayer after hooking up with him, and a new song on her album is allll about it. This is one Swift sobfest I will NOT be singing along to. Who does she think she is? She hooked up with Johnny just so she could bad mouth him because she needs material. Don’t get me wrong I loooooove her new song “You’re Still An Innocent “ because it speaks to all of us approaching our thirties (or in them). So I sing along-LOUDLY! But I refuse to support a song that paints my boy John as a total heartbreaking asshole. He’s the one who gets HIS heart broken by Jenn. I like that story better.

How dare she call him out, and how dare her steal her young 19 year old fruit, which I’m assuming happened because she’s pissed. Look at the lyrics:

“Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.

It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”

OMG I just had a light bulb! Do you think she lost her virginity to John? Judging by these lyrics she sounds pissed, and John can dick-matize any girl with his huge snake.

Hmmmmmm

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Taylor Momsen Is Madonna’s Material Girl Face

July 19, 2010 by

Taylor Momsen and her public displays of self expression were cool before but now she’s the new face on Madonna’s Macy line and nothing will ever be the same. Are you dying!? She is. Taylor has said she doesn’t want to be a role model and She smokes cigarettes! I publish her all the time on my site doing so, while carrying a guitar. How did Madonna know that she was the quintessential blend of dirty smoker and sexting teenager to rep the rocker line?

Moms will hate this and girls will want it even more.

She looks like a wily temptress up there in that photo.

Even Jezebel came out with this huge article on why Taylor kicks ass. It’s like the entire world has shifted under our feet, moved by THE Madonna.

But despite her seemingly oblivious and ridiculous statements at times, there is something frustrating about the way Momsen is constantly ripped apart. Here you have a 17-year-old girl rapidly changing, fucking up, making mistakes, dressing like her rock star heroines, legitimately attempting to make music, and trying to position herself as not just “that girl from the Dr. Seuss movie.” Is she hypocritical at times? Sure. Is she a poseur? Maybe. But she’s 17; she’s changing, she’s someone attempting to find and assert herself and become someone she feels comfortable being as an adult. Remember what that was like? Now try to imagine doing it in front of millions of people who would like you to please shut up and remember that you once helped the Grinch grow a heart when you were in first grade.

Everyone loves Taylor now, and it seems Everyone famous is named Taylor right now too. Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Taylor Dane… ok that last one was a stretch but come on it’s weird.

Madonna has deemed her The Chosen One…. bow down bitches.

The Material Girl collection will be available at Macy’s stores beginning Aug. 3.

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Taylor Swift’s Sparkle Upskirt

March 7, 2010 by

Taylor’s Swiftly turning into a crossover county cooch with her short shirts! The innocence left the build when at the end of her set she drenched herself in water so we could see her nips. Isn’t she a little young for this?

OK I have a confession to make. I….I hated Taylor’s teen tunes, but then I listened again…and again…and suddenly I was l nope still hate it. Welcome to the world Miley Cyrus 2.0.

Via: Super

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Love Clip: Taylor Swift & Lautner In Valentine’s Day

February 2, 2010 by

Someone call Gary Marshall, director of Pretty Women if you haven’t got that from the millions of ads, because I’m totes SOLD. This clip is adorably queer ball which means this movie is going to be a chick flick to challenge all chick flicks. Ok Taylor Swift is 100% playing herself, but we love her so we don’t mind that she’s playing herself. Much like the entire cast of this movie! Yes, it IS weird that her mouth never closes fully, almost like her talent is to big for her mouth, but I think those are just her teeth.

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Even Lautner joins us and tries to be funny, isn’t that cute. That’s all this movie is cute, cute, cute.

My feelings would best be described in the words of Taylor Swift during Valentine’s Day…”You’re still hot baby, You’re still hoooooot!”

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Taylor Swift Purchases A Home & Cher Sells Hers Hawaiian Home

December 27, 2009 by

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Poor little rich girl Cher looks to be suffering from the recession while the Kanye West hating Taylor Swift purchases a 2 million dollar Nashville penthouse. I’m guessing Kanye won’t be at the house warming.

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Meanwhile in Hawaii, the aging super songstress, Cher is selling her never lived in before palace on the islands for a cool eight to twelve million dollars.

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Read MORE about the properties and see MORE photos HERE….

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Taylor Swift’s New Hair Is Straight

December 11, 2009 by

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Wow, what a new hairdo can do. Looking more like a woman everyday, Country crossover and Miley Cyrus’ biggest threat, Taylor Swift looks fantastic I am so loving this. A little older than she is, but super hot. I love it.

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Girl, you better keep that straight iron handy during Winter, that hair is going to frizz right up… Humidity is no longer your friend.

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Taylor Swift Nominated for 3 AMA’s

October 15, 2009 by

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Ever since the crazed and self important Kanye West decided to let loose his latest rant during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the Mtv Awards, she has been blowing up. Things have been nothing but daisies and daffodils for the bouncy blonde country crossover crooner.

Taylor Swift has just been nominated for an impressive six American Music Awards. It is also been reported that she will be hosting Saturday Night Live this season.

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