Famed “The Hills” star, Kristin Cavallari’s newest designer arm accessory is Jay Cutler Apparently, he is one of those quarterback guys for some sports team called the Chicago Bears. Whatever, he’s hot… in a Shaggy from Scooby-Doo sorta way. Do they drug test for marijuana? Their Labor Day weekend together was in Nashville, Tennessee. Kristin flew from LA to Chicago, where quarterback guy had a private jet to fly them to Music City. I just hung out and watched some old movies. I need a private jet.

She went fluttering immediately to her Twitter account like any respectable celebrity, twatting:

“I’m in nashville and I ♥it. This has been one of the best weekends of my life. Yeehaw.”

“Yeehaw”! Do people really say that? That can’t be good for our international image. Yeehaw… wait, it’s sorta fun. Yeehaw, yeehaw. Let’s shoot something!

L: Wait, so they got fake married in Cabo, and now we all have to freak out about them getting married for realsies?

A:My feelings would best be described in the words of Heath Ledger’s Joker In The Dark Knight, “It’s all ..part of the plaaaan”.

Spencer & Heidi the couple we love to hate, is sealing the deal April 25th for The HIlls season finale. Our MTV sources says Speidi camp negotiated the sell their wedding to air on The Hills only if MTV promised them their own spin off after The Hills ends.

After MTV saw the press Heidi & Spencer could generate with their Mexican wedding, the negotiations started for their own show. Everyone was talking about it but we wanted them to be married before it started so audiences were invested.

L: SCANDAL but smart.

A: Why is this a shock? If Audrina The Mute can get her own show why can’t Spencer & Heidi. They’re MTV’s Rob & Amber but I warn you both, after you get married audiences get bored, it’s the reality kiss of death. For them their own show seems like the promise land but for MTV it’s just squeezing the last drop of milk out of their perky nipples.

“‘The Hills’ hasn’t even really begun, yet I think this is just the beginning. We don’t need her. We’ll miss her. I just don’t know if we need her,” Heidi told MTV News. “I’m not surprised she’s leaving. I know she hasn’t been wanting to be do this for a while, and [the life she really leads] is not on camera. So I think it’s a closing chapter for her. I’m sure she’ll have fun and success. She’s gotta leave the dramas to the pros!”

A: Earth to Heidi, there isn’t a Hills without LC, since she’s the central character we’ve all been taught to care about.

A: Put your hands together for Audrina Partridge our #1 surly slut we all assumed would fade into obscurity has been playing in Mark Burnett’s sandbox and he wants to build a castle with her! Yes, AUDRINA PARTRIDGE, the girl whose nipples I’ve seen so much sometimes when I look at the end of a pencil I have flashbacks.

She seemed so daft on the show, dating dead end douches, not being able to follow political conversations, but she was smart enough surround herself or shake it for the right people.

The series EP’ed by Mark Burnett will follow her life and career, entirely different from the other reality show that followed her life and career.

Drunkereixic: Someone who saves up all their daily calories by not eating, so they can party and binge drink, perhaps on Bud Light Lime, as shown here.