Tyra Does Kim Kardashian For Halloween

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Not hard for Tyra to nail Kim Kardashian’s curves down… but how is the face working for you? It’s always so fun to hear Tyra doing her white people accent, although Kim is Armenian. Oprah never does a white people accent.

Forbes: Top Paid Daytime TV Stars

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Today Forbes released their list of the highest paid women in primetime. Tyra Banks took first place with her horrifyingly addictive and mind numbing America’s Next Top Model hosting gig. She is making over $30 million a year. What the hell? Where is Oprah on this list? Do they not bother to include Oprah on the list? Here is the list:

– Tyra Banks: $30 million
– Katherine Heigl: $18 million
– Marg Helgenberger: $9.5 million
– Eva Longoria: $9 million
– Mariska Hargitay: $8.5 million
– Julia Louis-Dreyfus: $8 million
– Maura Tierney: $8 million
– Tina Fey: $7 million
– Marcia Cross: $6.2 million
– Jennifer Love Hewitt & Ellen Pompeo (tie): $6 million

See more at Forbes.

SURPRISE – Here’s Your Sex Change Isis”

Tyra Banks surpised her formed ANTM transgender model Isis, with the biggest surprise of them all.

And when we say “surprise” we mean VA-GI-NA!

“This is not happening!” King, who was born Darrell Walls, says when Banks introduces her to Dr. Marci Bowers, a leading gender reassignment surgeon who has experienced the surgery herself. Bowers is paying for the surgery.

“[I feel] like I’m about to wake up,” says King – who lived in a homeless shelter in Maryland before trying out for the show.-US

Tyra Banks Off of Obama’s Future – With Video

They call Tyra the “first lady of fashion” but really she’s the “first lady of annoying town”. Unfortunately, she’s not the sole resident.

Here’s exclusive video from the Harper’s Bazaar photoshoot….from Harper’s Bazaar who are banking off Tyra, banking off Obama.

Too bad we’re in a recession.

Via: Gawker

Tyra Banks New Reality Show A Rip Off

Tyra Banks and the team behind “Project Runway” have united to create “Stylista”!

We loved this story the first time we saw it when it was called, “The Devil Wears Prada”.

Tyra Can’t Teach You How To Smile

The flirt smile, the “I just got a diamond ring” smile, the classic smile with you eyes, they’re all here!! Until 2 mintues in, when Tyra starts TALKING ABOUT HERSELF!!! What happen to the smiles?

She can’t even go more than 2 minutes! Here we are having a great time and loving her, she was teaching us how to smile, and THEN, she starts rambling about college!

IT’S SO BRASH IT’S FUNNY!

America’s Next Top Model Trashes Loft

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You know how you’re watching a reality show and the cast trashes where they’re living and you wonder, “Who cleans this up?” Well, in “America’s Next Top Model” case and Anisa Productions, no one.

The production rented a 4,200-square-foot loft in TriBeCa loft where they lived for 10 weeks, and left the place looking like a heroin den.

Congratulations, you’re still in the running to become America’s Next Trashiest Model.

Here’s the damages:

- $15,000 chandelier
- $20,000 white drapes
- Lipstick on the walls
- A Food fight
- Punched holes in the wall for lights
- $90,000 in electrical due to toilet and water damage- The production skipped out on a
- $1,500 electrical bill

Eeeww, girl that’s NASTY!

The production settled and said they’d pay $125,000 for the havoc, but still have yet to pay, so now the owner is going to sue!

Reps for both Anisa Productions and the show said, “No comment.” A rep for Banks did not return calls for comment.

Now is that what a Cover Girl would do?

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Tyra Banks’s Wig Keeps Her Single

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“Hey want to go up to my place”

“No I can’t. My weave is a little itchy and loose right now.”

That’s probably how the conversation goes after a first date with Tyra Banks. A source is claiming she doesn’t spend the night with guys because she’s afraid her weave will fall out and scare the men to death.

Can you imagine? Like you’re banging Tyra, and she’s on top, when all of a sudden her wig flies off like a rat jumping through the air! EEWW!

“Tyra is a confident woman for the most part, but she is really insecure about her hair. She doesn’t want any guy to see her without her wigs or hair extensions.
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“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one wakes up without her glamorous hair, she’s worried he may not call back!”

Or she could just be a career woman who chooses money over men. Let’s not forget Oprah’s her idol.