
March 18th, 2010

Jesse James always looked like a cheating dick to us, but Sandra wouldn’t listen. When will girls ever learn, you don’t marry the bad boys, you pick up your clothes and get the hell out of there in the morning?
“It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way,” he says in the statement. “This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”
Get thee to a sex rehab and you will find America’s forgiveness. America’s …..not Sandra’s.

March 15th, 2010

Hey, this one seems like it might last. Not sure why, just feels right. Congrats! Let’s get real here though… there is like a 20 year age difference. Men are so predictable. Let’s hope David Scwimmer follows fellow Friend, Courtney Cox and not Jennifer Aniston’s relationship luck. BTW, who gives gossip exclusives to EW?
Actor/director David Schwimmer, 43, and his longtime girlfriend, photographer Zoe Buckman, 24, are engaged, his rep confirmed to EW exclusively. It will be the first marriage for both. The former Friends star reportedly met Buckman in London while he was there directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.

March 15th, 2010

Eww if Mischa looks like a young Sally Jessy once we’ve put Frumpty Dumpty back together again she’s screwed!
The actress spent the night with some friends at the H.Wood club in Hollywood Saturday night, followed by a trip to the Knights Inn motel in nearby Silver Lake.
But then the bitch pulled it together to turn up at the Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica, California on Sunday afternoon.
She fought that hangover with some McDonald’s cheeseburgers and put on a sparkle headband all for the annual Make-A-Wish Foundation Fun Day.

Is your life in ruins if you look this good? I think not!

March 13th, 2010
That’s two chocolate bundt cakes witha cream toffee frosting. Cuz that is how married gays role!

March 11th, 2010

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHO PACKING A PEAR SHAPE.
Mysteries are always so mysterious. Who is the boy bander bulging with a frame reminiscent of a young Oprah.
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHO PACKING A PEAR SHAPE.

March 11th, 2010

I used to read the Tin Tin comics my mother bought me from the store because as a little girl in Africa it’s all she ever had to read. Mostly it was in French and luckily she as bilingual and passed his adventures onto me growing up. Now Steven Spielberg is using performance-capture technology James Cameron used for Avatar to bring the classics to life.
The official release date for Steven Spielberg’s The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn in North America is December 23rd 2011. Tintin will be released in countries such as Sweden, Netherlands and Germany in October 2011 as Tintin is rather popular in that part of the world. To date the graphic novel series has sold over 200 million copies worldwide and most of those sales were in Europe, so the studios (Sony/Paramount) have the right strategy even if the US has to wait an extra 2 months for it.
The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn stars Daniel Craig, Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost. - Read More
Is Tin Tin hot or is it just me? He kind of looks like my hubby Lynn holding a gun and I’m totes attracted to him. Who knows what’s under that trench coat!

March 8th, 2010

Best Motion Picture of the Year:
The Hurt Locker
Performance by an actor in a leading role:
Jeff Bridges / Crazy Heart
Performance by an actress in a leading role:
Sandra Bullock / The Blind Side
Achievement in directing:
The Hurt Locker / Katherine Bigelow
Performance by an actor in a supporting role:
Christoph Waltz / Inglourious Basterds
Performance by an actress in a supporting role:
Mo’Nique / Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire
Original screenplay:
The Hurt Locker / Written by Mark Boal
Adapted screenplay:
Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire / Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher
Best animated feature film of the year:
Up / Pete Docter
Best documentary feature:
The Cove
Achievement in costume design:
The Young Victoria – Sandy Powell


March 7th, 2010

Best Sound Winner so and so, was scarred by actually seeing Zac Efron’s forehead for the first time!

Zac Efron went into his local Supercuts, browsed the salon book from 1992, pointed at the poster on the wall and said I WANNA LOOK JUST LIKE HIM!

That’s J Lo from the low rent block hair.

Ohhh Rock That Mullet Tina Fey! We’re assuming you’re joking right? You’re so funny, you’re joking right!?

Is this what Headed For Divorce Hair looks like?

And finally, hair heaven from a Gay-angle who hair is always too thin. The queen of looking bored to death in her chair all night….Charlize Theron

March 7th, 2010
We left the house and came to what we thought would be an empty Grove. only to find that everyone else has chosen the rabbit hole over Ryan Seacrest’s.


In the end, Ryan Seacrest always wins.

March 3rd, 2010

We have all seen more than enough photos of Jennifer Love Hewitt spilling out of ill fitted bathing suits on the beach to then be confused for a humpback whale, and splitting seams in even stretch denim. It’s been a tough trek for the bulge battling J.L.H. It is good to see her squeezing in to size twos again. Water pills are magic before an event… or for weekends in Palm Springs…



Love looks good on her. Here she is lovely in a body hugging Herve Leger dress for the Ghost Whisperer ‘100th Episode Celebration’ here in West Hollywood. Do people watch this show? It seems to have been on a very long time.