Victoria Beckham Sends Message To Paps

The normally mild mannered Victoria Beckham looks to of had enough of the paparazzi as she left her and David’s London pad yesterday. Her pregnancy must be getting her hormonal. It happens.

Victoria Beckham Hungry for Turkish Vogue

Looking amazing while clearly hungry and emaciated,Victoria Beckham is a proud example of nutritional neglect.

Dresses and bikinis hang perfectly on the protruding shoulder blades sharp enough to cut lines of coke on a compact mirror… it’s totes working for me. Rachel Zoe would be proud. Get your August issue of Turkish Vogue and enjoy all 50 pounds of David Beckham’s glamour puss.

Posh’s New Long Hair Extensoins

Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham must be taking some serious prenatal vitamins to grow that new hair over night.

I like the longer hair on her… she looks more human. It could be that she has a kid with her but for some reason she is looking much less severe than normal.

Victoria Beckham Hides In A Hat

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Hot enough to score David Beckham, Victoria Beckham arrived in Paris today looking like a sexy spy in this hat and leather number. Wait a second… why is she still famous?

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I’m loving it all, YSL shoes, Loewe leather jacket, oversized hat… I need more money.

Detective Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham at LAX looking much like a designer sleuth meets euro trash flasher? We loves it.

“Don’t touch me with those pedestrian hands! I am on my super secret agent spy phone, duh!”

Victoria The Queen For British Vogue

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Alexandra Shulman, editor of British Vogue, said: “The pictures demonstrate the Eliza Dolittle quality of Victoria, veering from mannered hauteur to the trashy sexiness of her exposed back laced with tattoos.”

God, she’s gorgeous. Do you think she gets up in the morning and dissects herself in the mirror, or just exclaims, “I’m flawless!”?

Victoria just got signed to host “Fashion Nightmares” a new fashion makeover show on Fox based on Gordon Ramsey’s “Kitchen Nightmares”.

Victoria would travel around America, finding poorly styled people and giving them a fashion make-over.

‘They want her to visit some boutiques and beauty pageants in real backwater towns and to try to whip them into chic shape,” a source told Marie Clare.

Love her!

David and Posh Launch Their Own Fragrance – INTIMATELY BECKHAM

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Aren’t sick of hearing about the Beckhams all day and all night?

Well now you can smell like them too!

That’s right if you and your significant other want to go around saying “I’m Posh and he’s Becks” like every other high school student in the country, you’ll be able to purchase INTIMATLEY BECKHAM for the mere price of $25 or $55

The scents, already available in the UK, were introduced last week in Beverly Hills, will be available at department stores next month and at pharmacies in January.

“Why is this different from any other celebrity fragrance? The fact that (I) have spent a lot of time checking all the details,” Victoria Beckham told Women’s Wear Daily.

Industry analysts are still estimating that the Beckham fragrance empire, which also includes the midfielder’s own scent, Instinct by David Beckham, will generate $100 million in worldwide sales this year, and twice that next year.

We’re sure she just sat in a large room and smelled paper saying, “This one smells nice…this one’s nice too. THIS ONE’S REALLY NICE! This one’s nice too!”

Victoria Beckham Talks

In this clip from Victoria Beckham’s “Coming To America” show she sells Americans on why she loves America.

And after watching this we finally realized our calling in life is to become a “space man.”

Or astronaut…one of the two.