Boy Vs. Christina (Press Play on Both)

My friend B came screaming to lunch about this amazing, creepy, fun, hysterical, dance along viral and since then we’ve watched it five times, mailed it out to ten people, and slapped the chairs in our living room along with him. Who is this mysterious boy whose parents are so brave, and awesome for letting him perform his SPOT ON Christina for the world?( Well it’s spot on for HIM it’s hard to get those legs around a chair) No one knows. He’s known on the internet as “Drag Baby”. The girl who uploaded the video – OStateGrl08 – wrote the following caption on Youtube…

This little boy is being recorded by…someone irresponsible performing Christina Aguilera’s “Burlesque”.
Someone sent this video to me so if anyone knows it’s origins I’m very curious to ask them what the deal is.

So it remains a mystery.

Although Lynn said his lines could “use a little work”, whoever this boy is he’s on his way to becoming a superstar.

L: Guess who got his ass kicked by a deer while taking a lovely morning bike ride… Matt Lauer. The Today show was just a little less Today without the our Matt making all things boring just a bit more interesting…. beauty does that, no matter how subtle the beauty is.

While compinsating for his balding scalp he was busy keeping his body fit by bicycling on Long Island, the Lauer hating deer leaped into the road in front of his body toning bicycle. Lauer quickly braked to avoid veering into the animal and the sudden stop sent him flying over the handlebars.

Surviving her life shortening stint on The View, Meredith Vieira explained to the Today show audiance that Matt was at home recovering from his battle of the deer and the bicycle:

“He was riding his bike over the weekend, and he had a run-in with a deer.”

How much hotter would this story be if he had been attacked by a bear? Now that would be sexy… pending that he lived.

Is there any life insurance better than a French Billionaire’s daughter? Salma Hayek’s rich forever and after she delivered a little girl into the world with Francois-Henri Pinault, she’s called off the wedding.

Convenient isn’t it.

�We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.�

Get pregnant, get the cash, get out! The more you know. ( Bling Bling Bling)

Johnny used to be hot in that drunk on Pabst Blue Ribbon way, but now he’s been sewed up so many times. We bet seeing him naked would be like looking at Edward Scissorhands.

It was during this stunt that the Jackass finally learned a valuable lesson.

He wrote on his official blog:

�I�ve just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman�s tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process!

�I don�t want to give too much away because it doesn�t air until February 23, but let�s just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first.

�I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.�

Eww, he won’t be getting laid with a colostomy bag…..EVER!

Who doesn’t need this? It’s a lesbian’s dream come true, also works well for a frat house.

This lovely and sophisticated couch is large: measures 5′ 3″ long, 3′ 3″ wide at the middle, and stands 2′ 3″ tall. You can have this amazing gem for the low, low price of $600. What a deal.

The engorged clitoris doubles as a pillow for your head!