LA’s Rally To Restore Sanity OR Fear, Just Restored Bill’s FEAR

Jon Stewart’s rally to Restore Sanity at the National Mall in Washington DC on Oct 30th was a complete success, with over 150,000 people but LA’s satelitte rally was just filled with freaks in their Halloween costumes. We didn’t even know this was happening and this video might document why.

How Sane were the actual attendees? Bill Mahoney from the Bill Show on Hottalkla.com and Errorfm takes his Camera out to the Shadow rally in Los Angeles’ MacArthur Park to find out. Warning, interpretations of results may vary.

Zach Galifianakis Smokes Pot For The People On Bill Maher

ZOMG. In support of Prop 19′s ballot to legalize Marijunana this Tuesday – Zack lit up a celebratory joint on Bill Maher. Being a totally gentleman and upholding the “Puff, Puff, Pass” rule, Zack then passed it to Republican Margaret Hoover to prove it was real. She obviously tried it in college because the conservative salivated while she confirmed by smell that it was real.

Claps for Zack! This has to be the most high profile coverage of Prop 19, which has been kept as quietly as possible here in Cali. Some say it will go down in flames on Tuesday, others like us, know that everyone in Cali is stoned out of their minds!

WATCH on Gay Stoners.com

Russell Crowe’s Lost Rocky Horror Performance From 1988

Russell isn’t the one packing in the tighty-whities. He’s the one in the wheel chair. I know…Sad face.

Russell Crowe wasn’t always a phone throwing maniac in need of anger management… he used to sing and dance!

Take this lost footage from a 1988 Melbourne production of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” where he plays Eddie & Dr. Oz. Just look at him flashing some nylons on stage and spreading joy instead of fear. (Sigh) Memories.

Via – Our girls at Jezebel

Brett Farve Confesses..To Sending Voicemails Not Pics

BAH HA!

Viking with a small penis – Brett Farve, is confessing to sending those voicemails now but NOT those pictures to Jenn Sterger.

Umm someone should tell Brett that’s basically like confessing to it all. HELLO!? Too many concussions to the head Farve? We all know it’s you because anyone lying would have been smart enough to send around a bigger dick pic.

So when all the girls in the world won’t return your call Brett….. call us! The gays still love you.

Taylor Momsen Takes It Too Far By Flashing Fans At 17

Flashing?! Really girl? You’re 17 years old!!

I don’t care how bad I thought I was at 17, I would NEVER have flashed my chest during a concert performance. Let alone during a PAPER Magazine & Express Celebrate “Rock The Sidewalk” event.

Has Taylor our little Gossip Girl taken it “too far” some say by ripping off her top and exposing her nipples at a recent concert on Oct. 21 at Don Hill’s in NYC!? She is under age. I feel like the feds are going to kick in my door any minute.

Dressed in totally class from head to stripper heels, Taylor’s 17 year old breast were thankfully covered by pasties. Then she proceeded to feel her body with her hands and hump the air. My God where is her Momsen? Get thee to a nunnery Taylor and quick!

Gross……wanna see the video? Hollywood Life’s Got It!

JackAss 3D Watches Clips With LA’s Gay Bears

Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass guys went beneath the trees, where nobody sees, to where the Daddy Bears drink their whisky, and previewed some clips from their new movie! I love that the Jackass dudes aren’t afraid of a pack of animals at Faultline Or Eagle – one of those dirty daddy bear bars in Silverlake, CA. That’s an unintended mouthful.

Check out this UNRELEASED clip of Gay-vertising that never hit the web or your TV screen.

Woof! (That’s bear talk for “you’re hot”)

MEOW” Cat Deeley Tells Audience ‘Shut The F Up”‘ On SYTYCD

Whoa wait. Is this real or fake because I can’t tell if the set this up or not? Caddy SYTYCD host, Cat Deeley, screams the F word and it isn’t bleeped out so we’re like ‘OMG it Has to be real!”

I’m a little freaked out…like I should go stand in the corner or she should be wearing dominatrix gear.

Via: DS

Rachel Ray Embarrassed Her Husband, John Cuisimano – Yet Again

He is hating it! Look at him.

UGH. I used to champion Rachel but lately she’s grating me like a pound of Parmesan Reggiano. Then comes this! Another minus next to RR’s name in my book. I can hear her now whipping something up in the kitchen and ‘munching’ as she convinced poor John…..

“Hey honey I’ve got the best idea! Why don’t I dress up as THeeee super hot Jessica Rabiit, with the red sequin dress you know, and we’ll put you in like this ridiculous Roger Rabbit costume with those big floppy eaaarrrs! Oh my God. I’ll look so hot in all that red hair honey and you, YOU! Can have a big bow tie and a full face of white make up over your goatee! You know? Then..(munch, munch) I’ll stage this whole PR stunt around it with my publicist and OMG I’ll get a flash mob to dance the Thriller, because everyone is buying MJ this year. Like Everybody. I saw that they even sold it to a costume store on the TV yesterday. We could even make it in 3D because you know everything is in 3d now”*

* All of these things really happened

Rachel..girl… I have a confession. I stopped cooking your food because it lacked presentation and switched to Giada. Much better. Much more California casual. This costume isn’t winning me back.