(CNN) — Actress Brittany Murphy has died, Los Angeles police and hospital officials said Sunday. She was 32. — Murphy was pronounced dead at 10:04 a.m. PT Sunday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, hospital spokeswoman Sally Stewart told CNN Radio.
What!?
My cousin can’t throw at me, “Britney Murphy’s dead!”, when I walk in the door from fast food. My burgers almost came back up! I instantly ran to the Twittercave to make fun of the stupid things Celebs say to try and touch their fans on an emotional level when someone dies. Come on you know it’s true. So we can all say “oh they’re sad… like me and so we’re connected.!” Twet, twat, blah.
Britney always shined as a comedic actress that made us laugh our asses off. Wether it was as Luane in Lynn’s favorite now cancelled show “King Of The Hill”, or Drew Barrymore’s pot drying friend in Alex’s favorite Britney Murphy movie “Riding In Cars With Boys”. Britney’s wild eyes and comedic timing were hysterical… and we’ll miss that.
So we took all the random and not surprisingly shallow Celebrity tweets of sadness and just edit their “deepest condeolences” into one line that sums it up. Such as:
Clueless is my all time favorite movie. – Kim Kardashian
“OMG!!!!!! I feel terrible…Whats up with 2009 man? – Brandy
Everyone please be safe this holiday season -Whitney Port
Oh puke, but the worst is when the celebs try and cite some moment in time when they once passed her way or worked with her in a small capacity so they’re REALLY sad. Such AS!!!
Brittney Murphy and I did a USO Tour together – Alyssa Milano“I met britney murphy before her star rose – Russel Simmons
We were friends time-to-time thru the yrs. – Elza Dushku (which is the worst)
Never met her, but sad to hear about Brittany Murhpy. G’night, Ms. Murphy; hope you’re rollin’ with the homies someplace nice – Kevin Smith who I actually didn’t have to edit for it to be funny.
How very sad. Met her briefly after Sin City. – Simon Peg
I once saw Britney Murphy at the store, or I thought it was Britney Murphy. – Lynn & Alex
So sad. She and I once ate together at separate restaurants.