Hey ladies… every think about getting a little tongue action with Charlize Theron? I know you do, it’s just a college thing, I totally get it. You are so right, just because when you get drunk and make out with your sorority sisters… that doesn’t make you a lesbian, just a whore.
At some charity auction for OneXOne in San Francisco, Theron, desperate to raise the most money auctioned off some saliva via a $140,000 kiss.
… And while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000, far below the $280,000 Jeremy Piven had just raised. “For f— sake! You can do better,” she told attendees. “There is no way I am leaving here with Jeremy Piven getting a higher bid. I’ve got t—- for God’s sake.”
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a seven-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. “Swine flu is going around. This is high risk kissing!” she told him.
After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000, ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
Really, $140,000? Is it really worth all that?
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