A: People Magazine is obviously playing favorites because Chace Crawford IS NOT our most eligible bachelor. Maybe he’s the CW’s most eligible bachelor but not Hollywood’s! What about Robert Pattinson, who has women throwing themselves at his feet like the second coming of Christ, as he walks in a block in NYC.
I still can’t believe he beat out Chris Pine, Joe Jonas, and Ryan Seacrest. Why do we always forget about Ryan? He’s been single for years, always cares about how he looks, and loves his mother!
I’m not saying that Chase isn’t one hot grilled piece of southern steak but it’s a little premature ejaculation for someone who’s only 23 soon to be 24.
On his first kiss: “It was fifth grade. Her name was Kiley Smith and she was my best friend’s twin sister. It was one of those super-awkward things. We were at camp, on a lake, really picturesque – it¹s kind of seared into memory! We’re still friends.”
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cheating ondating Carrie Underwood, “I have nothing bad to say about that experience. It was awesome. I just didn’t know how to deal with it. I learned a ton about dating someone in that kind of spotlight. It was such a whirlwind, but no regrets.”On the made-up gay rumors about him and co-star Ed Westwick, “You know what we really did the first time we heard it? Ed goes, ‘Oh, did you hear that rumor about us being gay?’ I was like, ‘Yeah, man.’ He starts laughing and we’re kind of like, ‘Okay, you want to go play pool and have a beer?’ “
Yesterday we were trying to pair up Megan Fox with a eligible penis that would pull her to the A list, and Chase wasn’t even on our radar. Now he’s the most eligible bachelor?
