June 29th, 2009
Who the hell went and saw Transformers this weekend to escape the barrage of Michael Jackson news and music playing at every turn? Whoever did turned Transies into a monster mega hit of a bad movie, that we’ll all be forced to watch on planes, and then TNT for the rest of our lives!
The film made 201.2 million dollars in the US ALONE in a mere five days, almost matching the biggest opening of all time “The Dark Knight” (203.8 five day total).
Don’t forget they opened the film simultaneously worldwide so Michael Bay has really Transformed those terrible reviews into 387.3 million worldwide.
We can all close our mouths now.
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