A: OMG I DIIIIE!
Aladdin in a jock strap? PUH-lease like he’d be that hairless and ARAB. It’s like my childhood wet dreams come true! He’s going to pin us down on his magic carpet ride and show us the WORLD! I always thought I loved these men because they could sing but the the power of the internet gave me them in their undies. It’s hilarious because you realize Pocahontas wasn’t the only one fantasizing about John Smith.
L: Eeewww this one makes me feel a little dirty.
A: He doesn’t look very “gifted” in this.
A: UH OH! Bear Alert! Gaston looks like he hasn’t got the manscaping memo yet, but I’d still hit it in a fairy tale.
A: John Smith went from Pocahontas to Poke-A_Homo.
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