This is just getting too easy….
Christian poses with a smaller dick.
Jon’s wondering why Christian hasn’t let go for five minutes.
When Christian Audigier, AKA Mr. Ed Hardy, meets with Jon Gosselin today in St. Tropez, France they will join together to create the ultimate Mega DoucheTron in the world. Their mission…to get every kid in American in trashy clothes that will make them look like little criminal jail babies covered in Coy Fish tattoos!
“We would like to do a line of children’s clothing,” Audigier told E! News exclusively on Sunday.
Think of the Children!!! Won’t somebody please think of the CHILDREN!!
The real mystery is what the the hell is Jon Gosselin doing to the American people by touring France with his fresh new 22-year-old whore girlfriend, Hailey Glassman.
Jon gives us your best Ed Hardy model face!!
Ugh. Well, we can always hire Jay Alexander to help you out.
Maybe it’s the fact that Jon Gosselin is the last person left on the planet that wears his stuff on a regular basis. We put the memo on his kids diaper bag but I guess he never noticed it.
Look! Christian has brainwashed them into following him where ever he goes on his quest of world domination! They’ve already been converted and are part of his cult now. See their matching frocks? Even he won’t wear that crap in public. Consider them both gone now.
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