SEE THE UNCENSORED VIDEO – NSFW

ERIC: “You’ve got to be two of the fucking hottest girls this side of Muholland!…. If I see you on the street tomorrow..you’re one of Rebecca’s friends.”

But if everyone in the world sees this video Eric, we’ll all know your dirty little secret.

OMG, I love the internet so much I want to take it to Vegas for a really naughty weekend!

Thanks to our friends over at Fleshbot, and the drug cocktail Eric Dane, girlfriend Rebecca Gayheart, & extra vag Kari Ann Peniche were on (allegedly), we can all see Eric butt, little Eric, and find out what he wants his porn name to be. Sure Eric’s lawyer’s are claiming they’ll sue, but honestly we don’t see that much, just his ass, and an overgrown “I’m not famous yet” bush below the belt.

Eric & Rebecca are so high on cocaine I’m getting a contact high and touching myself. Although, what’s truly horrifying is the threesome slut Kari’s sub par apartment that looks as if she just got to Hollywood. We never get to see the actually screw because Eric is claiming they never did. Which means in Hollywood talk “We did, but you don’t get to see that part.” Just like how in Kim Kardashian’s sex tape they took out the golden shower, in this they took out the coke fueled sex.

A sex tape is the equivilent of releasing a movie in the public’s eye. You get just as much, if not more press, and people feel freakishly connected to you because we all know what your face looks like when you orgasm.

See Eric if you have a threesome with us then you’d get an explosion of press. Where are the gay sex tapes? Where’s Neil Patrick Harris’ and Hugh Jackman’s?

Kari says the tape was stolen by an ex roomie and the tape was never suppose to hit the internet….until yesterday.

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