I love living in this town because my girlfriends (one in particular) hook up & give BJ’s to slutty celebs and then run home to tell me about it. I could write a book with all the sex stories I’ve collected, but instead I’ll share them with you, many starring Hollywood’s married stars! They’re such mansluts here, but no one cares because in this town the rule is their first wives all turn a blind eye.
Today’s dirty deed goes down eight years ago in the swanky bathroom of a celebrity party in the hills, while late night host, Craig Kilborne entertains outside.
Jon Favreau (pre Iron Man) leads our girlfriend into the bathroom so it wasn’t all her idea but now that he was sucking her tongue like a chicken bone, she regretted it even starting. ‘God he’s a terrible kisser’, she thought, wondering if she should pull away because she knew DEEP DOWN he had a Dr. wife Joya, with a brand spanking new baby at home. Terrible, I know, but it WAS like eight years ago.
Girlfriend decided to use her saliva for something more useful and switched gears to a blow job, her knees touch touching the ornate tiled floor of the bathroom. Classy (Her words). Happy to not be kissing him, and thankfully Jon was packing some thick tube steak down there! So things were looking up but their instant lust for each other couldn’t last forever. Good thing his best friend, Vince Vaughn is downstairs with Paul Rudd, & Will Ferrel, it would just be a quick little thing and it was making him feel so young again.
I could get into all the nasty details, but you’ll have to click through for the climax!!!
A quick goodbye and it’s all over. Jon leaves as fast as he came, dripping with guilt. He doesn’t feel younger, she doesn’t feel closer to him, and they never see each other again.
Sad, really.
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Munky says:
of course she’s lying
we all know women don’t swallow
Teresa Strasser says:
A bad kisser? And a cheater? That is so not money.
Dawn says:
Someone is an excellent writer. I want more nasty dirt please.
And he looks like he would be the worst kisser of all time.