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Alex — Sat, 17 May 2008 02:11:42 +0000

Hollywood’s Biggest Male Packages - Find Out Who’s Called “Donkey’d” On Set!

New Kids On The Block Reunion Performance (Girl Scream!)

Why Jessica Got Dumped By Tony Romo!

Ellen’s Marriage Announcement

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 18:20:19 +0000

Congrats Girls, you make us proud.

Star Jones Host Bad Girls Reunion

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:47:11 +0000

Alex actually help cast this season of Bad Girl’s Club last year and to see it’s success is a testament to the fact that he’s a freak magnet! Like Lynn has always told him.

We actually found the season to be so annoying we couldn’t even watch, but this reunion show is going to be off the hook.

Why is Star here? Does she want her own talk show on Oxygen or WHAT?!

A Britney Sex Tape? There Is A God

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:35:28 +0000

SHUT UP! Britney wears a pink wig through the whole thing and pretends to be someone else!

We’d pay to see this in the THEATERS!

Adnan, Britney’s gross paparazzi ex, is shopping a sex tape the two allegedly made together on that infamous Mexican weekend fiesta.

“Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused.

“Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”-SOURCE

Celebrity Rehab Season 2 Cast Members

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:25:48 +0000

DAMN! Our friend told us the cast over lunch but we were sworn to secrecy and now Hollywoodbackwash has the story. Oh well, that’s what you get when you have friends in the biz. We can’t wait to see Aaron Carter get some help, Heidi is too far gone for help, and that other guy…..well……..we have no idea who he is.

So far they have confirmed Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, pop star Aaron Carter and Skid Row frontman Sebastian Bach. Still unconfirmed is Dennis Rodman but most predict he will be gladly joining the cast at Dr. Drew’s Pasadena treatment center.-Hollywoodbackwash.com

Top Model Whitney’s Seventeen Cover Issue

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:19:07 +0000

You know her prizes….(Tyra serious voice) a contract with Elite Model Management, $100,000 dollars, and of course a fashion spread in Seventeen Magazine.

We looooooove Whitney, the first ever “plus size” (where?) girl, to win America’s Next Top Model. Look at that cover! Even she’s shocked she won.

Work it Whitney.

Ellen’s Getting Married

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:07:26 +0000

Once Ellen heard the California Supreme Court lifted the ban on same sex marriage she announced to a screaming crowd that she’d marry her girl Portia.

Ellen recently told The Advocate magazine:

“I’m thrilled that the California supreme court overturned the ban on gay marriage,” she said. “I can’t wait to get married. We all deserve the same rights, and I believe that someday we’ll look back on this and not allowing gays to marry will seem as absurd as not allowing women to vote.”

The episode will air today and we’ve got some advice for them……….nothing changes, you’ll be extremely happy together.

This Isn’t Going To Work

Alex — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:02:52 +0000

Paris, nothing works in this picture.

The neck tattoos.

That hat you borrowed from your mother.

Is this what you want your future to look like?

California Supreme Court Lifts Gay Marriage Ban

Alex — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:03:24 +0000

We therefore conclude that in view of the substance and significance of the fundamental constitutional right to form a family relationship, the California Constitution properly must be interpreted to guarantee this basic civil right to all Californians, whether gay or heterosexual, and to same-sex couples as well as to opposite-sex couples.”

We couldn’t believe it either.

LYNN: You know what that means……

ALEX: No.

LYNN: SOON WE’LL HAVE AN EXCUSE TO GET MARRIED ALL OVER AGAIN! I LOVE REGISTERING!

Equality California, among many other groups, has got to get some props for their four year fight and never tiring.

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger reacted to the ruling:

“…as I have said in the past, I will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this state Supreme Court ruling.”

Read all about the ground breaking ruling!

Rag-Tastic Links

Alex — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:32:33 +0000

Britney And Mel Are On Vacation Together!!!

Daniel Craig Needs People To Make Him Look So Tough

New Fox Reality Show Makes Rich People Live Poor!

Get Skinny - Fergie’s Diet Secrets!

Fans Distract Tony Parker With Eva Tactics