Unedited celebrity gossip and entertainment from a reality perspective
Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass guys went beneath the trees, where nobody sees, to where the Daddy Bears drink their whisky, and previewed some clips from their new movie! I love that the Jackass dudes aren’t afraid of a pack of animals at Faultline Or Eagle – one of those dirty daddy bear bars in Silverlake, CA. That’s an unintended mouthful.
Check out this UNRELEASED clip of Gay-vertising that never hit the web or your TV screen.
Woof! (That’s bear talk for “you’re hot”)
You think the above pic is weird, this is just one of the many shockers in store, and you haven’t heard the special treat at the end of their threesome. Yes, Russell Brand & Jonah have a threesome, Jonah with t-shirt on and ALL! Like a true fat guy, Jonah swims and has sex in his t-shirt during the movie.
To loosen up Jonah Hill, the funniest fat man on the planet right now, and help him out with a pissed off girlfriend, Aldous Snow (Brand) helps Jonah have a threesome with his lady.
The two end up making out and it’s too funny to explain with pictures. The sexual romp ends abruptly, and Jonah’s left exposing his unsightly bare bottom to us all.
DARE TO SEE JONAH’S CABOSE? (That’s the special treat, sorry)
Get your ass in a seat for the Greek because We looooved ‘Get Him To The Greek’.
Pride was pretty low key for us this year. No one puked, no one got naked, and nothing crazy happened. We wondered if we had just gotten too old, and desensitized, until we saw THIS! A wasted wobbly woman outside the Abbey confusing the gathering crowd for the bathroom and letting the flood gates open right on the sidewalk.
Don’t feel sorry for her!!! She did this to herself! I’ve been black out drunk in Weho many a Pride, and never wet my pants for a crowd of hundreds. A couple people maybe, but hundreds never!
THEN, our lesbian lush stood up with her damp jeans a much darker color, and tried to get back into The Abbey, so the door man just pushed her aside. It was awesome.
Of course, Ronnie Kroell was plugging his penis’ Playgirl spread, andTyra Sanchez was in the Parade under a massive wig of hair, but they couldn’t top this street performance.
After our gang got this video we packed it up and went home, nothing more to see here folks.
Ok is Scott Herman gay or not?! It’s just weird now. I’m not into labels and blah, blah, but he just posed for NY’s gay mag NEXT, and they captioned him with a line pointing to his face that says Gay. Are they trying to give me a secret signal? Or are they just trying to distract us from the wardrobe styling from Sears?
A) Scott looks like he’s going to sell me a Boost Mobile phone
B) Scott shouldn’t be clothed, you’ll see why below.
C) It says “Gay” and then there’s a LINE to his face!
Next even put him in kiosk salesman -like poses, and gave him the dreaded wide tie. Wide TIES!?
Moving on….. Scott accidentally opened his closet door during the interview and all of his fantasies came spilling out:
NEXT: You’ve got a huge gay fan base now, and have been involved with different activist groups. Was that an evolution for you, or were you always a friend of Friends of Dorothy?
SCOTT: Things happen in your life that you don’t think twice about. I realized more this year, with things like “No H8.” My parents always brought me up to treat everyone equal. When I was 18, I got my trainer license and I realized I was the one trainer who had gay clients. Whether that’s because they thought I was cute, or they wanted to know how to get a body like mine, who knows. I’d break the ice to let them know it wasn’t a big deal. I’ll say things like, “Seen any big cocks this week?”
I think the question is….
‘Have YOU seen any big cocks this week Scott?”
(Sidenote: Herman’s dancing with his hands above his head…dead giveaway, I’m just saying.)
SISTER SHOCKER! Bert & Ernie have something to tell you and it’s about their sexuality. You see, every night for the last three generations, they’ve been pushing those two twin beds together, and Bert was finally sick of living a lie. So he took to his Twitter account, well Sesame Street did, to come out of the pink felt closet. Of course, we all knew Ernie was a Mo from the way he flails his hands and fingers when he talks.
The upside…. Bert’s not sick of people shoving their hand up him.
Sadly in every gay couple, there really is a Bert and an Ernie. I never liked Bert, he was too bossy, was no fun, and always had this expression like he crapped himself. It was all about Ernie being the life of their sweater party. Cut to me twenty years later and who did I end up as?
Bert.
It’s all about Lynn being the life of our sweater party. I did get to push our twin beds together after a few years too. Now our street sisters can push the beds together, no longer “B” and “E” above their heads, now they can just “BE”.
We all know As The World Turns has been cancelled so they’re really trying for that GLAAD Award, or any award. I guess because when all hope is lost, and the end is coming, everyone in Hollywood just turns on the techno and starts kissing each other anyways.
Personally, we’re loving the”other lifestyle” plot spiral into soft porn. They’ve come a long way from the days of inducing our Gay Gasps with Ryan Phillippe coming out.
Let us set it up for you….
Noah went blind months ago, and rich boy Luke manipulated brilliant neurosurgeon Reid to come to town to operate on him to restore his sight. Although they initially got off on the wrong foot, the two grew closer after Luke and Noah broke up. While trying to sort out their feelings for one another, Reid finally performed the operation on Noah, which resulted in complications that could lead to brain damage. Luke decides to confront Reid at his apartment, resulting in the following.
Cue the Gay Gasp because he’s such a whore!
Just for the record,,,,, the Doctor seems like the better kisser.
Let’s see how many comments we can get in before you skip this article!
- You can only find Gay Unicorns if you fall down the glory hole, and travel through the condom drop forest!
- You know, Gay Unicorns are almost extinct because they have problems breeding.
- Wow he’s really horn’y, and the harness is included!
Actually it’s an ad for the latest editorial from French duo Exterface. Which is sooooo not working on us.
Awwwwww! Somebody’s getting married, and you could too if you’d volunteer you r time and stop reading the internet. Jane Lynch met her new fiance at the National Center for Lesbian Rights last year.
It’s like a singles bar that makes you feel good… even when you leave.
