Whoever smelt it “Up in the Air”, dealt it.

Looks like Gerogie Porgie had gas and Miss “Boobs Of The Moment” smiled while she smelled the sweet scent of his millions. All that gas, and tuna tartar, building up from the anticipation…. will he or won’t he win? He will, he’s just sick of waiting because he’s booze is kicking in and his sober face is melting.

SIDE NOTE: Do you know when flight attendants have to fart they walk down the aisle and do it, so no one can tell and it’s called CROP DUSTING!?

It’s a frequent flyer trick.

Sadly, George lost for best Actor in a Drama but stayed statuesque… even though he had sharted in his pants by this time.

He’s come a long way from his days on Roseanne. George Clooney showed up last night in NYC looking much more grey than his normal salt and pepper action. He’s hot. HIghlighting the hair in all black, he looked good but not great at the Film Critics Circle Awards. Clooney was awarded Best Actor for ‘Up in the Air’.

Now everyone will get to see the gorgeous nakedness that George Clooney gets to go to bed with and spoon with every night. His latest girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, they have been dating for only three months or so… please, people have affairs that last longer than that. She has had the people at Playboy make her an offer and she accepted. Now she is set to appear in the fleshy colored pages of Playboy. Is that a good thing for a celebrity flavor of the month(s)?

Elisabetta is showing off her gorgeous body in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine. She is being dubbed, “The hottest beauty from the most exquisite of countries” in her section of the magazine.

In her photos, Canalis is seen pouting in a wet, see-through dress, leaving nothing to the imagination.

I simply adore a wet, see-through dress at the beach… who doesn’t?

A: Anyone who wants to bag George Clooney missed their chance this weekend, except for one lucky woman. I heard that George Clooney sat down in Florida across from a Tequila bottle and didn’t get up until it was gone. Which explains this horrible picture of our salt and pepper man. Luckily, he was sober enough to spot the opposite sex and left with an ecstatic plastic woman, who he’ll kick out of his bed when he realizes she isn’t a bottle of Tequila.

A: This is just too juicy to be true! TMZ is saying that George Clooney’s dinner date was a game show junkie. They’ve certainly done their home work because this girl has gone by three different identities on three different shows!

Whats-her-name was on “Hollywood Squares” in late ’03/early ’04, “The Price is Right” in ’06, “Trivial Pursuit” in ’08 and “Don’t Forget the Lyrics” in ’07 — where she won $350,000, despite having an ear-shattering singing voice.

If you like game show girls our neighbor Lisa has been on two! George would have better luck cruising on Facebook. We doubt this relationship is going anywhere.

Everyone has their price…even George.

And this one with a girl!

Sarah looks like such a fun drunk…right?!

The risqu� photos were taken in July 2007, about a month after she first met Clooney, 46, at the Palms resort in Las Vegas. The couple seemed to be a serious item, but the photos turned up in Star magazine, and that may have been the catalyst that sent the relationship in a downward spiral.

It’s back to bottle service at The Whiskey Bar in Vegas for Sarah Larson. She should’ve known all along that Clooney wasn’t ready to settle down with her or anyone else.

No one is saying HOW he broke it off, which we’re dying to know and still finding out. In Touch is saying that Sarah has already moved out of his LA mansion. OUCH!

“George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

George’s rep only says �I can only confirm that we have never commented on George’s personal life.” -In Touch

Cue the Single Celebration Parade!