Cum out cum out wherever you are George!
Crumbling Crack Queen George Michael can apparently get any gay guy he wants, soooo he’s made the official switch to all the gay guys nobody wants. The cruiser who likes to shop for low rent sex in Hampstead Heath park by his house in London, while high on crack cocaine, doesn’t want to say he has a problem with drugs so instead he owns it.
‘The handful of times a year it’s bloody warm enough, I’ll do it. I’ll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there,’ he said.
‘It’s a much nicer place to get some quick and honest sex than standing in a bar, E’d off your tits (high on ecstasy) shouting at somebody and hoping they want the same thing as you do in bed.’
Asked why he cruises for sex when he could get any gay man he wanted, George replied: ‘I do get anyone I want. But I like a bit of everything. I have friends up there, I have a laugh.’
Now Hampstead Heath, is jumping with hotties! Actually that’s a lie ….because only old daddies and fatties cruise parks in the gay world. Seriously. But George has had fresh meat all his life so it’s time he went for something a little more bargin priced…more aged!
Look George, I loved your song “Outside”, but that was like ten years ago, aren’t you cold?
Don’t you want to have sex in a high on crack in your own home like every other celebrity!?
When asked when the last time he smoked the drug was George declined to answer probably due to his mouth salivating. You’d think if he was having all this wild sex fueled by drugs he’d be turning out some really hot techno music! Something you could really pump your fist to…on the dance floor.
