But first Tiger Woods has fled his Florida home on his mega yacht, called Privacy (HA!), with a bunch of golf buddies. Which is even more akward because what do they sit around and talk about? How they all cheat or how they’ll stand by Tiger no matter how many waitresses he sleeps with.
Maybe they just compare clubs and balls?
Regadless look at this f’ing boat and tell me you feel sorry for this asshole that spread his seed all over the land because he couldn’t get high from materilaistic things anymore.
Which of course eveentually leads into the inevitable “sex rehab” for asshole Hollywood husbands. If you cheat now you have to do the PR stint like David Duchovny, so women across America can forgive you and think their cheating men can be changed by a 30 day program too. It’s not official quite yet….Tiger probably wants to squeeze in a few more STD sleepovers before going in, but the National Enquirer is jumping the gun…
In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek treatment for his sexual compulsions and prescription drug use, insiders have told The Enquirer exclusively. The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with his family, say sources. The serial cheater’s decision to get therapy is part of a deal struck with his stunning wife Elin to persuade her not to dump him.- National Enquirer
If that guy did have fame and money his fug ass would never get laid. What a twat.
interesting that The Enquirer can look into the future and see what happens when Tiger spends Christmas with his family two days from now
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