Heidi Klum Hotness for GQ Germany

This woman has had four children! Here is Heidi Klum working her mommy hotness for German GQ.

It’s obvious that Heidi loves to be naked (why wouldn’t she?) and I imagine you all enjoy seeing her that way. The German’s and GQ certainly seems to like her that way… you like’y?

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Does Heidi Klum own clothes? I mean doesn’t she get hooked up with free questionably fashioned garments from the loser contestants on Project Runway? Well, I guess if I rocked a perfect drewll inducing body I would wear only my underewar. Get your sexy on Heidi. I don’t hate the payer… I hate the gene pool lottery.


Heidi is working it all fleshy for GQ Germany. Loving her. You know babies have come out of her… several of them. WTH?

Heidi Klum’s New Haircut

Photo’d here in West Hollywood, super model and super-duper baby maker, Heidi Klum’s new do is such a do. Is there any look she can’t do? Seems like she took her hair to a subtle and a bit brassy champagne shade as well. Anyway, Heidi chatted up the new:

“I got bored as we all do every once in a while as girls, so I chopped it off!”

“I grow it, I cut it. Some people never change their hair and it works for them. For me, I get bored.”

It’s not like she can’t just thread some extensions in her scalp when she gets bored next week. It’s hard to keep yourself busy when you are rich and famous… even if you have a litter of children. Thank goodness she has Seal keeping her busy with day long sex sessions. Poor Heidi has such a difficult life filled with adversity: loads of money; beauty; children; an exotic rocker husband who constantly wants to breed; world wide fame….

Heidi Klum for Marie Claire

This is Heidi Klum looking tantalizing in turquoise wearing Project Runway contestant Anthony Williams for the April Marie Claire cover. This single shoulder is so en vogue. Anthony won an episode and the prize for that episode was the cover off Marie Claire:


Ask any woman to strip down for the camera five weeks post-childbirth, and she’ll laugh in your face. Ask Heidi Klum, and she’s totally game.

Heidi Klum in DT Magazine

Is that a swimsuit that she is wearing? How can it be that a baby came out of Heidi Klum… no wait, she has had two babies! Here is the definition of a MILF all greased up and ready for flashes. The Spanish printed DT magazine should be putting the presses to work.


Does Photoshop count as having work done?

Good Heidi Klum Vs Evil Heidi Klum at Madame Tussauds Berlin

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It’s a battle as old as time. Good vs Evil and this time it’s silver sequin clad Good Heidi Klum fighting her dark side at the Madame Tussauds in Berlin. Look at Evil Heidi as she sizes up her good girl wax counterpart. Who are you rooting for… I guess the real question is: who is hotter? Want to wax Good Heidi… or the fleshy Evil Heidi.

Here’s what Klum had to say about her meltable wax replica:

“It is a pretty good likeness, but it’s pretty strange to look yourself in the eyes.”

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I imagine that Heidi looks at herself in her eyes a lot while admiring herself in the mirror.

Doug Reinhardt is Paris Hilton’s Bitch

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It’s no secret that Paris loves to hang out with the gays but this is ridiculous. I’m loving that Paris Hilton had her macho, baseball player, boy toy, Doug Reinhardt dress up like he is going to a gay pride parade. No, they weren’t going to the Halloween party at the Pile Driver Bar on Santa Monica Blvd… they were going to Heidi Klum’s 10th annual Halloween party here in LA last night.

Our invitation must have got lost in the mail somewhere. I am sure it will arrive late and there will be no hard feelings…

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Check out what Heidi Klum and Seal wore. Yikes, bird poo everywhere. Can you say bird flu.

Heidi Klum is Heidilicious”

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Wow, mom Boobs these are not, I can totes see her little nipple! Super model and super mom, Heidi Klum is giving it all away (well almost, I’m sure her book is going for near $100) for her new book, ‘Heidilicious‘.

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Chocolate anyone? I’m thinking you are loving these…

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