A: Grab the 70 SPF Sunblock because here comes Malibu’s weirdest mother. The only thing scarier than imagining Helena having freaky-deaky goth sex with her husband Tim Burton, is…well this!
Can’t she perform an Expecto Patronum charm against cellulite because her red ruffles are Stupefying her rich neighbors? While also, performing an Avada Kadavra spell on any future hopes my parents had of me sleeping with a woman.
See Helena Bonham Carter sunbath is like watching Marilyn Manson get communion, it’s just wrong. She’s hotter as crazy possessed dark witch Bellatrix Lestrange… she’s has more of chance with me than Strawberry Poundcake.
YUMMIE!
Enjoying the California sunshine for the first time in a century, Helena frolicked on the beach with her cute 21-month-old daughter Nell.
You know like “Tee In Da Wiiiinnnnd” Nell.
She’s a mom – not a sex symbol – leave her be.
She LOOKS like a MOM.