Good? Hmmm…really? He didn’t play air guitar on your vagina or make weird faces the whole time?
Was he like a fur rug that snuggled up against all your parts gently? No, I got it…he’s a pleaser. He’s so a pleaser! Jack even looks like a pleaser. Don’t take my word for it…ask Kathy in the latest edition of OUT magazine.
Two words: Jack. Black.
Yeah. I fucked him.I know. I’m kind of speechless.
By the way, I know the gays are not going to be that thrilled by that.Trust me, we’re not.
I know the gays are a little more interested in my night of sin with Levi Johnston.Oh yeah, we’ve been loving that.
I tore his boxers up, baby! And the Jack Black thing — I went out with him for about three months and he was a fun boyfriend and –OK, OK, but let’s cut the crap, Kathy: how was he in bed?
He was wonderful in bed.Really?
Yeah. I can’t honestly say I remember details of every guy I’ve slept with [laughs], but I do remember Jack being wonderful in bed.
Too bad Jack decided he was into girls and called it off with Manthy. Oh I’m kidding….we adore Kathy!
I can kind of see it now, you love how funny stuff always comes out of his mouth and how his mouth can make you feel funny at the same time. She has a history with round hairy men, like Steve Woz, in fact Jack Black is actually a step up for Kathy!
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