Howard Stern Confirms Brad & Angelina Are Over & He Knows"

January 26th, 2010

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How long has this been going on?
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Is a celebrity rumor true if another celebrity confirms it? In this town of loose lips and even looser relationships.. you bet your ass it IS! Howard Stern, is a man of his word. If he tells you to bend over so he can throw bologna on your ass he means it. So I believe Stern when he stopped by Rosie Radio this morning to confirm to the world that Brangelina, are no more, and the end of the world is near.

Rosie asked how and he said that he knows people and knows things and that he can pretty much say for sure that they are no longer together.

Howard said that even though Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen that Brad should have known better since Billy Bob Thorton, a man who has a fear of antiques and only eats orange food, said that she had too many problems for him.

So Angelina must be like this bi-polar freak who throws babies when she’s mad or something. Angie’s worked for years to gain the “Perfect Mother” image and it would all be shattered in the eyes of American mothers if they did break up. Ask any mother.

I saw Billy Bob in an elevator at the Four Seasons, and I don’t care how bad he looks on the big screen, something is uber hot about that man. His sideways smile and scruff, his lazy gaze, and smokey voice totally worked on everyone in the cramped space, but he did look little too kinky of a cowboy even for me.

So if you’re an orphan wishing on a star at night from your bunk that Brangelina will come save you (like me) ….you missed your window.

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