Jack Nicholson Saves Crocs Company One Bright Blue Rubber Foot At A Time

It’s offcial…blisters, corns, and sweaty feet make Jack a dull senior citizen. Which explains why he’s scarring the shit out of us by wearing Crocs!

So does this mean it’s officially cool or the flip flop for the foggies!? I’m confused because the last time Jack was in France he liked cocaine, sub sandwiches, and hot girls on a yacht. Now he’s vacationing with his family in the South of France, so it’s a sober, fully clothed, and Crocs wearing Jack ready to do some museum tour damage today.

ATTENTION ALL FRENCH WHORES: Do not go up to Jack when he’s wearing the Crocs…that is the silent signal for ” The Family’s Here Act Like I Didn’t Snort Coke Off Your Boobs”