SOLD!
This Summer.
Get Ready.
For Jake…The Blockbuster.
Complete with merchandising, probably some fast food tie ins, AND what appears to be a shirtless fight scene judging from this millisecond clip from the official trailer. Thanks for the spank material Jerry Bruckheimer.
I want it all, the sheets, toys, pillow cases, lunch box, and any additional poorly drawn Chinese renditions of Jake all over my house.
