“You actually have a lot in common with Michael Jackson. You both spent thousands of dollars to look like the Crypt Keeper. You’re both more popular now that you’re dead.” Jeffrey Ross continued: “Joan had a difficult choice to make, whether to do this roast or be the fifth celebrity to die this month . . . Who’s your plastic surgeon? Tim Burton? Oh my God, Kanye’s mom had a better plastic surgeon. Look at her, she’s a cougar. Freddy Cougar!”
Jeffrey Ross knows how to go for Joan’s surgically enhanced jugular at her Comedy Central Roast which airs August 9th, 2009.
I went to cover it for press because I thought I could get some killer soundbytes about Michael Jackson. I had a whole list of MJ jokes ready to prompt them with, but they knew what I was doing so they kept all the good jokes for the podium inside. BEECHES!
