Just to prove that our Jessica Alba herpes story we posted a month ago is ENTIRELY TRUE, we learned from our source that they had been fired the day the story broke!
Apparently, Cash Warren is not a fan of having people talks about Jessica’s itchy secret. Cash listens to the Adam Carolla Morning Show every day, and heard us break the news that Jessica got the herps from Derek Jeter on air. Once he reached the office they had a staff meeting ( he only employs like 4 people) and sat around in a circle. Cash explained the story had been leaked and he wanted to give the opportunity to whoever leaked it to turn themselves in.
It was obvious who leaked the story because only one assistant had ever filled Jessica’s Valtrex prescription.
Our source was fired that day, but waited two weeks to tell us.
We were reluctantly to post that she’d been fired, but then we thought, what the hell she’s already fired.
WE TRIED TO TELL YOU IT WAS TRUE, AND NOW YOU HAVE PROOF, SHE’S IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!!!
