Can you believe at 28 Jessica’s overcome herpes, marriage, and having a baby with a body that still looks this good?! I know! I don’t think she’s talented either but her genes are a triple threat, just look at how bad Cash looks next to her. Your eyes just skip right over him like a Where’s Waldo? book. Jessica knows that her body and affability are the only things booking her work, so she popped out that honor and got right back to rice cakes!
Attention Hollywood, this photo is not retouched! Jessica Alba is ready to do more phenomenal movies like The Eye, please send all crappy scripts that are holding up your writer’s desk to her people. Just last year she shot two murder mysteries, which you know we all run to see her in, titled An Invisible Sign of My Own, and The Killer Inside Me.
Luckily, she’ll be also making us laugh with Taylor Lautner, Anne Hathaway, and others in Valentine’s Day this Feb. 14th!
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