Jessica Simpson told The View she’s sick of straights and wants a Gayby with her hair stylist and BFF Ken Paves.
“I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids… if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”
Ken, who’s famously Jessica’s BFF, hairstylist and a co-star in The Price of Beauty, was in the audience and shouted out: “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!” The View ladies were clearly impressed by Ken’s versatility! “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you,” Sherri Shepherd pointed out.- Read More
He can also fix your frizzy hair, change diapers and tie you up at the same time, and he has a really mean Botox doctor for after those terrible twos!
In all seriousness, Ken Paves would probably be the most attentive and loving father out of all oh her male conquests. Who else? John Mayer? He’s a boy with a big penis and a guitar. He can’t fawn over Jess and pick up puke at the same time. Nick Lachey? He’d rather host a singing competition than raise kids with Jessica.
Leave it to the gays to pick up the pieces, and decoupage them into a family.
