“They’re all forgetting” [the true Michael Jackson],” says Rivers. “Let me tell you about Michael Jackson. I think he was brilliant in his music, but let’s not forget he was a very strange man. A druggie. I just don’t understand what’s going on here.”
“He walked into a store one July 4 in London on Portobello Road wearing a ski mask. I put my hands up. I said, ‘Oh my God—we’re being robbed,’ and someone said, ‘No—thank God. It’s just Michael Jackson.’”
Fortunately, Joan has always been the one to make the first round of insults in any tragedy and keep herself current. It’s worked for decades.
Unfortuantely, now she’s going to get charred at her Comedy Central Roast on August. 9th. We got the invite today and hope we can make it because the guest list is going to rip her new face off!
This year’s Roasters include Roast Master Kathy Griffin, Brad Garrett, Carl Reiner, Gilbert Gottfried, Greg Giraldo, Jeffrey Ross, Lily Tomlin, Mario Cantone, Richard Belzer, Robin Quivers and Whitney Cummings.
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Dave here says:
LOVE JOAN!!!
Maggie G says:
High guys, So excited Mike and Bianca are coming for a visit. aA whole 5 days.. Next time I want you guys will have to make the trip. Happy rest of summer, stay well. the mom