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Notorious Hollywood ladies man, John Mayer is listing his California, Pacific Palisades pad at a loss of nearly half a million dollars. Are you a real fan, a true stalker, a Mayer’maniac… then head on down to your local loan officer and beg for $1,325,000.
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Oh boo hoo Taylor Swift was burned by John Mayer after hooking up with him, and a new song on her album is allll about it. This is one Swift sobfest I will NOT be singing along to. Who does she think she is? She hooked up with Johnny just so she could bad mouth him because she needs material. Don’t get me wrong I loooooove her new song “You’re Still An Innocent “ because it speaks to all of us approaching our thirties (or in them). So I sing along-LOUDLY! But I refuse to support a song that paints my boy John as a total heartbreaking asshole. He’s the one who gets HIS heart broken by Jenn. I like that story better.
How dare she call him out, and how dare her steal her young 19 year old fruit, which I’m assuming happened because she’s pissed. Look at the lyrics:
“Dear John
I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should’ve known.It was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret
I ignored what they said ‘Run as fast as you can.”
OMG I just had a light bulb! Do you think she lost her virginity to John? Judging by these lyrics she sounds pissed, and John can dick-matize any girl with his huge snake.
Hmmmmmm
Baby arm John Mayer all of a sudden hates Twitter and I love John Mayer so do I hate Twitter too? He deleted his account with 3.5 million followers, complaining celebs use it as a marketing tool (surprise), and now we’re just lost floating in the Twitterverse. He doesn’t need your STINKIN’ RETWEETS!
“It occurred to me that since the invocation of Twitter, nobody who has participated in it has created any lasting art. And yes! Yours truly is included in that roundup as well,” Mayer explained Monday. “No artwork created by someone with a healthy grasp of social media thus far has proven to be anything other than disposable.”
“I’m not knocking Twitter for those who are trying to make a name for themselves. Some people need all the RTs they can get today,” he sniped. “But for those who have already established themselves it’s a slow erosion of the artistic notion,” he continued.
“When you convert your art into the art of real-time brand management, I suddenly have no more interest in it…I’m not a brand, and I don’t refer to myself in the third person. I’m a dude who plays guitar and writes songs,” he said. “When I’m done writing and recording them I will market them. Luckily for those who are cracking their knuckles ready to knock my point of view, that won’t be for a long while. Because good s–t takes a long time. And this is going to take a very long time.”
Luckily for JM fans, Twitter still has JohnMayerQuotes like this one from his Dad:
‘I look at the audience and the happiness there and I think: “God, John’s doing that. He’s making people happy”‘ – Richard Mayer
John prefers all fans visit his blog – because that’s NOT self promotion.
It’s in print so it must be true! The relationship cursed beauty, Jennifer Aniston is reportedly back with notorious ladies man John Mayer. Could it be true? Will Aniston’s soap opera like love life end happily with Mayer being her last name? Here is what OK is reporting…
On Sept. 7, Jen had a secret romantic rendezvous with a man from her past – one who had broken her heart – John Mayer.
The A-listers spent two evenings together – the first in the presidential suite of the Ritz-Carlton in Atlanta, ordering room service and drinking Perrier-Jouet champagne and pots of Berry Wellness organic tea. The next night, Jen snuck backstage at John’s concert wearing workout clothes and a baseball cap to hide her famous mane, hoping she wouldn’t be recognized. Afterward, the couple went back to Jen’s suite at The Ritz-Carlton.
“I know Jen had to work the next day, so it wasn’t hours and hours in bed, but she was there,” a pal close to Jen confirms to OK! of the actress, who was in Atlanta filming Wanderlust. (John was in town on tour.) “It went so well, there will be more coming…
“She claims they’re just friends, but the truth is that she’s still hopelessly in love with him… it’s ironic, because the rumors about her past always come back to her and [Brad Pitt]. But Jen feels it was actually John who was the love of her life and the one who got away…
“Jennifer’s been bored to tears with the men she’s been seeing…”
“Everyone’s been tell Jen John’s bad news and she needs to cut him out of her life completely,” says one insider.
Admits another friend of the actress: “I’m shocked that she’s chosen to touch base with him again, I really am…
“I’ve never seen her give anyone a second chance. This is very out of character for her. But she must have good reason to finish out what she and John started…
But now, over the course of several long phone conversations, John has convinced her that he “hadn’t been dating, that he’d given up one-night stands and hooking up with groupies and was done mouthing off to the press about his private life.” (So far, he’s lived up to his end – when asked about a renewed romance, John’s camp demurred, saying: “Although the two remain friends, there’s no truth to any of these rumors.” Jen’s reps deny it, too.)
But John is now apparently ready to settle down and start a family. There’s nobody out there who got him like Jen did – they shared a deep emotional connection and a fantastic sex life.”
I think Mayer likes being single. He should stick to what he’s good at, music and sex. He doesn’t need a wife, he can hire help.
Flex it…
It’s been a too long since we have seen John Mayer and his nice man arms out in a while. Here are a couple photos to remind us why he lands such A-list ladies.
Decisions, decisions, decisions. Life is full of life crucial moments…
Serious musical talent and a clever charming demeanor juxtaposed with a bloated belly bumping with melodic crests from the waves of fat rolling up and down John Mayer’s domestic beer filled and hair covered baby bump belly… or should we go with the empty headed and abdominally gifted guido, The Situation from Mtv’s Jersey Shore with a future as short as Gary Coleman. Oh… is that not funny yet?
Getting himself in trouble a lot as of late with his big mouth, John Mayer took to the stage last night at his concert to apologize for saying that his penis was a racist and was only in to white chicks. Wow, that’s a mouthful. He went on in the Playboy interview chatting up his sexual past with Jessica Simpson, said the N word, and other off color remarks. He’s still hot, just much more of a douche. This is one of the quotes he is apologizing for:
“my dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a f*ckin’ David Duke c*ck. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
He is also ranting on his Twitter account.
John Mayer knows how to make an interview interesting and he didn’t disappoint in his recent rants with Rolling Stone magazine. More quotes are being released and it certainly sounds like an issue worth purchasing… if I haven’t read it all online by the time it hits stands. Anyways, he chats up more masturbatory mumble jumble and Jennifer is up for discussion too.
John has this to say about what happened with his sexy celebrity ex, Jennifer Aniston:
“I’m the asshole. I burned the American flag. I basically murdered an ideal. I’ve never really gotten over it… It was one of the worst times of my life ..”
On how he is with relationships:
“All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them, and they’re going, ‘But you’re John Mayer!’ So I’m going backwards to move forward. I’m too freaked out to meet anybody else.”
On the whole Tiger Woods’ thing:
“If Tiger Woods only knew when to jack off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.”
In honor of all of John Mayer’s recent masturbation media madness I would like to present you with a plethora of photos featuring Mayer sans shirts and at least looking sorta sexy. You’re welcome.
You know you love it.
