This is one sophisticated lady.

I die! Jon Gosselin’s ex girlfriend ruthlessly wrecks and humiliates him in this scandalous interview with Steppin Out magazine. Hailey Glassman holds nothing back in the tell all interview… and from the sounds of things there is not that much to hold back. She gets really detailed about having sex with the 32 year-old father of eight.

“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me…”

“I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’ I would tell him that all the time.”

“He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true, 3 inches.”

“Anybody who sleeps with him will notice. It’s very noticeable. It’s so tiny, tiny, tiny that I would laugh about it with my mom.”

Listen to this interview boys… this is a woman scorned. Take heed.

Check out what you can get for 20 hours, and $7,000. New blond extensions woven into your hair by celebrity stylist Ted Gibson. Kate Gosselin is looking great and well worth the two days in a salon chair. Isn’t it nice to have Kate looking not so lesbian? This is what she has to say about her new look:

“It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life…. Kate Clean Slate.”

“I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”

Speaking of rebuilding, meet Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend, Morgan Christie. What do we know about her? Well… she’s 25, her family has money, she’s from Greenwich, Connecticut, and Jon met her while she was snowboarding in Utah. Run girl, run!

Here she is, so sophisticated and elegant. She reminds me of Jackie O or Audrey Hepburn. Is that a salon perm? No, Ogilvie home perm!

She clearly has a green thumb… that’s a good thing.

It’s official… Jon Gosselin is totes white trash. Sure… Kate’s a bitch but Jon’s a gross man slut. His new girlfriend slash slutty home wrecker, Hailey Glassman, has had her facebook taken off her page and sifted through blogs all over the net. She seems like a real classy chick Jon, good catch.

She is also clearly a good friend. Light that blunt for your friend. What a sweetheart.

See more photos HERE of the sloppy, drunk, pot smoking, baby that Jon Gosselin calls girlfriend.