NYC: Our Room With A View

Look at how amazing St. Patrick’s Cathedral looks from our Peninsula Hotel suite here in NYC!

Life’s good, and no bed bugs in sight.

We did walk into a Quran and a praying rug in our foyer that caught us off guard… but we explained to room service that Alex is Arab and gay therefore burning in Hell and won’t need to bother, but thanks.

We are here as publicists working, (yes we have a day job) but you could hardly call this work.

Jude Law Shirtless for Dior Homme

Watch, and five minutes will flash by with fleshy shots of Jude selling scents…

Fashion Time: Dior Homme signed Madonna’s ex baby daddy, director Guy Ritchie to produce this highly stylized and a bit indulgent cologne commercial starring Jude Law.

FYI: It’s Muse playing the soundtrack.

Rob Lowe Sans Shirt for Men’s Health

So this is what 20 years of sobriety looks like?

“I’ve been sober for 20 years, but you gotta get your fix some way. At a certain point you realize a whole lot of espresso doesn’t do it. That’s why I like helicopter skiing and big-wave surfing. It’s a way for me to keep my edge.”

Wow, 46 is looking all kinds of hot on former 80′s brat pack boy, Rob Lowe. Check him sucking it that smooth stomach of his for the cover of Men’s Health magazine. He certainly is a man and he looks deliciously healthy… so it’s all working for me.

Are arm pits the new V-shaped torso? Good thing he’s using clear deodorant… nothing says Jersey Shore skeez like white deodorant chunkies in your armpits.

Jude Law Shirtless in Ibizia

Is there any celebrity that is not on a yacht at the moment?

Next up on the glamorous yacht fleet is Jude Law and that girl you don’t want to take home to mother, Sienna Miller.

Let’s focus more on Jude and less on what’s her name. Here he is being sexy while spending cash. I can’t decide what is sexier: his general understated hotness; his spending; or his celebrity… Here they are celebrating the good life in Ibiza.

Josh Hartnett Returns

Hey, remember Josh Hartnett? Me too. Wasn’t he lovely. What ever happened with him? Here he is after being missing for quite some time now in NYC last night for the Kitchen’s Spring Gala.

Are we still loving him?

Jude Law Shirtless In Barbados

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Jude Law looking pretty good for a scrawny and hairy little Brit kept company with the the home wrecking Sienna Miller on the beach in Barbados this weekend. He’s better when you can hear his accent… agreed?