You know how the Kardashian family purchased a new house for their new season. What do you mean you don’t watch? Anyways, I think we’ve uncovered how they paid for it. They say God is always with you…well the Kardashian’s are always with me. Their faces are plastered on everything it’s inescapable. If fact, I can’t go to the grocery store down the street without running into their mass marketing.
Their first offense of overexposure came when Lynn discovered their low-budg commercial for Quick Trim, then there was the online teeth whitening system we saw yesterday, and now…. cupcakes. Famous Cupcakes has always been a friend of Kim’s but when we picked up the box of twelve at our local Gelson’s, the $10 price ($8.79 on sale) caused a gay gasp.
I’m confused ….does Kim want me to buy her Workout DVD, before or after I eat the cupcakes? Do I brush my teeth with the whitening system before I start my Quick Trim diet or after I put on her perfume!?
Look, I admire Momager Kris’ ability to attach her little Armenian girls to all of America’s random products, but I see the Kardashians more than I see my BFF’s and family.
They are my family now.
Why on God’s green earth do you keep reporting on them? For God’s sakes, give us all a break, huh? Oh wait … are they paying you to promote them like this over and over and over…..???